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When you have to buy someone videogame tie in schlock for their birthday and keep repeating its a present and the shopkeeper's looking at you like sure mate

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Clifford The Big Red Dog Lipstick 💄

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Having to fight with whether I still like Ender's Game (IYKYK).

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Treasure island Book Cover with a pirate and a distressed girl in a red dress tied to him

Treasure island Book Cover with a pirate and a distressed girl in a red dress tied to him

"SQUIRE TRELAWNEY, Dr. Livesey, and the rest of these gentlemen having asked me to write down the whole particulars about Treasure Island, I was forced to demur having seen a certain Ghislaine peering bleakly at me from across the room "

Robert Louis Stevenson
-Treasure Island

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""Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do. She devised a plot to murder her dear sibling and run away to join the circus"

-Lewis Carroll
Alice in Slammerland

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"The boy with the fair hair lowered himself down the last few feet of rock and began to pick his way towards the lagoon when suddenly he saw the McDonald's across the way"

-William Golding
The Lord of The Fries

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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, the author tended to get a bit too wordy, so the tale was never told."

-Charles Dickens
A Tale of Two Cities .. That Wasn't

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"Happy families are all alike; so this is going to be a remarkably short novel"

-Leo Tolstoy
Anna Karenina

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A snowy owl with a book about snowy owls standing open in front of him.

His eyes are half open, giving a satisfied look.

A snowy owl with a book about snowy owls standing open in front of him. His eyes are half open, giving a satisfied look.

The kids expected the "Hedwig Owl" to read Harry Potter.📚 🦉 ✨

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The names haven't been changed.
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There’s no way of knowing who was responsible for the deceptive editing, but it’s now been determined that it really was Adam and Steve.

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When you figure out that the movie was better.
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Screenshot from a video of a yellow and green parakeet boring a hole in the top of manga (Shingeki no Kyojin) lined on a shelf. Half the parakeet's body is in that hole.

The bird has also nibbled on the dust jackets of other books in the vicinity and the calendar behind.

Screenshot from a video of a yellow and green parakeet boring a hole in the top of manga (Shingeki no Kyojin) lined on a shelf. Half the parakeet's body is in that hole. The bird has also nibbled on the dust jackets of other books in the vicinity and the calendar behind.

Think bookworms are bad?🦜 🖕

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📷 screenshot from a video by momohikiKabosu on Twitter (wish they were here)

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I am Jack's raging lactose intolerance

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New Testament assimilates Old Testament into the Bible Borg
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Jeffrey Epstein violently throws a book into the trash can. “Little Women” was nothing like what he hoped it would be.

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The Little Engine Couldn’t

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In a decidedly un-zen moment, Robert Pirsig notices a few miscellaneous screws that he somehow overlooked and smashes his motorcycle to bits with a crowbar.

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Reaching the end of a book from the TARDIS library...💢 🦉 💢

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