Haiiii! Tech Now (❁´◡`❁) Shiona McCawwum touws Bwenheim Pawace, expwowing da tech aiding its westowation.

Haiiii! Tech Now (❁´◡`❁)
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Haiiii! Powew-washing, poow-cweaning and mowing: Why miwwions awe pwaying games about mundane jobs ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°) PowewWash Simuwatow 2 haz been numinated fow two Bafta Games Awawds - but why haz mundane job games become so popuwaw?

Haiiii! Powew-washing, poow-cweaning and mowing: Why miwwions awe pwaying games about mundane jobs ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)
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El segundo, el que faltaba. Peto mejor esperar a las en punto para las #BBCnews.

#bbcaq
I wish they'd send racist Reform UK Ltd ghouls like this one to the dark side of the moon.
There seems to be a never-ending supply of these vile bigots.
(You probably won't see this reported by #BBCNews)
hopenothate.org.uk/2026/04/01/w...

0w0 Awtemis II cwew take 'spectacuwaw' image of Eawth (；ω；) Da snap was taken aboawd da Owion capsuwe by its commandew, Weid Wiseman, as da cwew head towawds da Moon.

0w0 Awtemis II cwew take 'spectacuwaw' image of Eawth (；ω；)
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youtu.be/EvyQWuaQhRQ Iran and US confirm American jet shot down over Iran. Iranian and US sources have confirmed a US jet with at least two crew has been shot down over Iran. BBC News 3 Apr 2026 #Iran #US #BBCNews

<3 Mawmawades may need to be wewabewwed undew post-Bwexit food deaw <{^v^}> Da bweakfast favouwite wiww be wegawwy wenamed when Bwitain awigns with new EU wabewwing wuwes.

<3 Mawmawades may need to be wewabewwed undew post-Bwexit food deaw <{^v^}>
#OwONewsPolitics

Diggers start work on Flamstead field on protected Chiltern Hills Flamstead Parish council says people are shocked to see construction happening.

Shock as diggers start work on Chilterns field

#Buckinghamshire #BBCNews

A short time after talk of essential closer ties with the EU, #BBCNews runs a pitiful story about marmalade? Yet more editorial interference by Reform UK sympathetic Board members and managers. Lamentable.

#bbcnews editors seem to have lost their minds today - breathless reporting over a single US aircraft downed over Iran — how about the thousands of casualties and injuries on the other side ? — and a ridiculous ragebait story about marmalade and the EU. Pathetic . Deeply unintelligent

Trump's claims that Iran's air defences have been destroyed are complete bollocks #bbcnews #c4news

OwO Wappew Gucci Mane kidnapped and wobbed by fewwow awtist, pwosecutows say ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` ) Officiaws say da hip-hop staw was fowced to sign papews weweasing a wappew knuwn as Pooh Shiesty fwom his wecowd contwact.

OwO Wappew Gucci Mane kidnapped and wobbed by fewwow awtist, pwosecutows say ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )
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Jermain Defoe appointment is &#x27;big stuff&#x27;, says Martin Tyler Commentator Martin Tyler says the new Woking FC manager has the opportunity to "leave a legacy".

Defoe appointment 'big stuff', says Martin Tyler

#Surrey #BBCNews

Carol Kirkwood, by The Grief Brothers track by The Grief Brothers

The greatest weather presenter of all time has finally retired! A true legend and big boots to fill for #bbcweather #BBCNews …Thank you for all the weather, #carolkirkwood We salute you 🫡😎☀️

thegriefbrothers.bandcamp.com/track/carol-...

Cuba to release more than 2,000 prisoners, as pressure from US mounts US President Trump has made clear his desire to change Cuba's leadership and has placed the country under an oil embargo.

#BBCNews - Cuba to release more than 2,000 prisoners as US pressure mounts
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Trump removes US Attorney General Pam Bondi Bondi's time as top US law enforcement officer was overshadowed by her handling of the Epstein files.

#BBCNews - Trump removes US Attorney General Pam Bondi
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Captain Ibrahim Traoré says Burkina Faso must 'forget' about democracy Capt Ibrahim Traoré, who seized power in 2023, says democratic rule would not work for his country.

#BBCNews - Burkina Faso must 'forget' about democracy, military leader says
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
More about #Burkina #Mali and #Niger from #TheGlobalJigsaw
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/w...

Dilton Marsh homes refused due to Bechstein&#x27;s bats habitat The council refuses the plans saying the earmarked land is important for the rare species.

New homes rejected to protect rare bat colony

#Wiltshire #BBCNews

Stroud woman, 91, dies after car crashes into wall Police are appealing for witnesses or anybody with dash cam footage of the crash to contact them.

Woman, 91, dies after car crashes into wall

#Gloucestershire #BBCNews

Iran war: International law experts allege violations in Iran war The White House says it is making the entire region safer by eliminating short and long-term threats.

#BBCNews - International law experts allege violations in Iran war
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Experts dispute US account of deadly Lamerd sports hall strike in Iran Six weapons experts have contested the US claim that video evidence suggests an Iranian missile could have hit the hall.

#BBCNews - Experts dispute US account of deadly Iran sports hall strike in Lamerd
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

American fighter jet shot down over Iran, US and Iranian media report Iran's Tasnim news agency is claiming the US is searching for one of its pilots; the BBC has contacted US Central Command for comment.

#BBCNews live page: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg...
American fighter jet shot down over Iran, US and Iranian media report

0w0 Judge dismisses most of Bwake Wivewy's cwaims in hawassment wawsuit against Bawdoni x3 Da judge weft in pwace thwee awwegations against Bawdoni, meaning da civiw twiaw wiww go ahead next month.

0w0 Judge dismisses most of Bwake Wivewy's cwaims in hawassment wawsuit against Bawdoni x3
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Bury St Edmunds stabbing leads to third attempted murder arrest Suffolk Police arrests a 46-year-old man on suspicion of attempted murder and rearrests another man.

Third attempted murder arrest after stabbing

#Suffolk #BBCNews

&#x27;I had heart attack after £285k William Hill error&#x27; John Riding says he ended up in hospital after the bookmaker said the winnings were a "glitch".

'I had heart attack after £285k William Hill error'

#Lancashire #BBCNews

Devon charity inundated with big dogs after XL bully ban Woodside Animal Welfare Sanctuary is urging pet owners to spay or neuter their dogs.

Charity inundated with big dogs after XL bully ban

#Devon #BBCNews

Easter visitors in East Sussex warned of unstable chalk cliffs "Chalk cliffs are extremely unstable and can fall at any time," East Sussex County Council says.

Easter visitors warned of unstable cliffs

#Sussex #BBCNews

0w0 Wittew Wombwes waunch second wecycwing machine ㅇㅅㅇ Bottwes and cans awe exchanged fow a pwinted ticket that can be swapped fow wewawds.

0w0 Wittew Wombwes waunch second wecycwing machine ㅇㅅㅇ
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Huohhhh. Awtemis II's jouwney so faw... in 85 seconds (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) Da cwew wiww nut wand on da Moon on this cuwwent mission, though Nasa is pwepawing fow a potentiaw wunaw wanding by 2028.

Huohhhh. Awtemis II's jouwney so faw... in 85 seconds (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)
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Listening to #bbcnews right now, it's clear that Headcase is marching himself confidently into Nuremberg and that the senior military are disinclined to accompany him.