Luke A and Adam hug each other, both with eyes closed, as they await Big Brother announcing who won this season.

Luke A, after walking out of the Big Brother house, is all smiles with both arms in the air, as the crowd erupts in cheers.

69/ Impressed the IGP got the boot order correct. Luke A feels accepted, 50K richer & won on his wedding anniversary! He looked so happy. Buzzing! And he made a great friend in Adam. A feel good final 2. I would have loved Adam winning it, but having another trans winner just feels right. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️ #BBUK13

68/ I love a good retrospective video montage. BB knows how to pull on the ol’ heart strings. This has been the bitchiest season of all time, but looking at all the best bits, it wasn’t all bad! The IGP did screw up voting out some great characters early on (as they always do). #BBUK13

67/ Glad to see BB sending a ‘media person’ in to help navigate what they will face leaving the house on Monday. As Scott said, the BB house has been a womb. It’s got to be so traumatizing to feel institutionalized for 70 days locked inside there. #BBUK13

Ashleigh is shown in the bottom corner of the screen as she watches footage of Luke S being interviewed during a previous task in the Big Brother UK 13 house.

66B/ Ashleigh being shown the actual footage of Luke S talking absolute shit about her, while cruel, is the type of nonsense that keeps me coming back to this show every day. #BBUK13 #BBBOTS

Emma stands beside the 2 evictees (Adam & Ashleigh) in front of the pool in the BB garden. The audience is seated in front of the smoking area, the 2 panelists are sat in front of the sliding glass doors that lead inside the house where the 5 remaining housemates are watching the show unfold.

66/ The double eviction went as expected. What I didn’t expect was the #BBBOTS in-garden ep where Emma told everyone Luke S confessed he 'hadn’t committed any sins of the flesh' (& night-camera footage proving him a liar) while the housemates looked through the glass like zoo animals. LOL #BBUK13

65/ A Michelin Star Chef cooked a once in a lifetime meal & BB decided to let the ‘winner’ of the most Nommie Awards choose 3 people to eat with him. Luke A, the only chef in the house, had to miss out? GTFOH🤦‍♀️

Ashleigh spilled her glass of wine & swears because she sweared about it. Classy! #BBUK13

64/ I think I’ve been watching #BBUK13 & #Buffy The Vampire Slayer too long. My brain is morphing Scott and Spike into the same character and they couldn’t be farther apart if they tried.

63/ Double eviction Friday and both Lukes & Sara are guaranteed to make it to finale night. Let’s wrap this up BB. Everyone’s bored. #BBUK13

Luke S, with bed-head-hair, is laying on his pillow with a far-off look on his face.

Luke S, still laying in bed is looking upset after waking up.

Deana is giddy with laughter after making a comment to Luke S that he should have been a little faster pushing the shiny red button.

Deana is laughing so hard as she flings her head backward in complete happiness.

62/ Luke S waking up to another day still upset he didn’t get to steal half the prize fund makes me so happy. Yes I’m enjoying someone else’s misery. I also enjoyed everyone watching their launch night VTs. Luke S called himself a wanker (so I don’t have to) LOL. Deana's glee is palpable. #BBUK13

61/ Sara telling Luke S he ‘did the right thing’? Girrlll. HE PUSHED THE SHINY RED BUTTON! Deana rubbing it in that he was just a bit too slow had me🤣. She had the weight of the world lifted when that misogynist left with a briefcase full of money & is speaking truths. More of that please! #BBUK13

60/ Reading @lightupvm.bsky.social blog & my sick curiosity are the only things propelling me. The white room betrayal would be funny, if I wasn’t so mad.

1/2 the prize fund stolen by that horrible misogynist makes my blood boil. Both could have REFUSED to push that shiny red button! Ugh. #BBUK13

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I've been taking all my pent up aggressions out on those #BBUK13 housemates. They've made it easy to do so though! Luke A, Adam, Deana #TeamOutsiders & Scott are the only people giving me any hope for a positive winner outcome. The rest of 'um can go kick rocks.

Conor and Luke stand at their podiums as a 1-minute timer stops at 50,000 British pounds. Luke's red buzzer button has been pressed an instant later than Conor pressed his.

59/ I was thrilled (for a few minutes) that Becky was chucked out of the BB house as I was tired of watching her eat. And bitch. Production had to ruin it. One of these two bozos stole half the prize fund. It’s not healthy to be this furious over an outcome that happened 13 years ago. #BBUK13

58/ #BBUK13 in a nutshell. Also: #mood

57/ My interest is waning. If anyone hasn’t muted the hashtag already, apologies. They’re all miserable & I want a distraction. FAIL! Listened to ‘White Shoes’ after reading Lynsey's bsky.app/profile/ligh... blog: ’https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEQgjOhPSTY so today wasn’t a total bust. #BBUK13

56/ The friends & family noms were awful. And awkward. Housemates took everything said in that DR to heart & they're going to stew over it all week. It’s hard enough in there without the anxiety over what was said by their loved ones. And they can’t get clarification on anything! Brutal. #BBUK13

55/ Confessional task. Knowing what BB has been known to do, there’s no way I would have confessed anything of substance assuming they were broadcasting it to the entire house. Sneak peak of tomorrow’s show: family members in the DR casting their nomination votes. 😬 Oh my. #BBUK13

Adam has placed housemate photos next to the available list of 'prizes' for the upcoming endurance task.

Adam, Deana, Luke S & Luke A stand on boxes wrapped up as presents in the garden during the endurance task that lasted over 12 hours.

54/ From Lynsey’s blog: “These endurance tasks are all about ego, or about whether you need a wee or not… Endurance tasks show who’s got fighting spirit, who’s got determination & who wants it the most.” So true!

12+ hours! Glad Adam got to pick prizes pre-task, so he knew he'd win the TV. #BBUK13

53/ If I'd been a voting member of the British IGP back in 2012, I would have spent a proper good amount to get Carol-whine out (weeks ago!). Imagine speaking to a co-host of #BBBOTS this way. Good riddance to the most miserable housemate in BB history. 👢👋 #BBUK13

52/ Ding. Dong. Carol-whine is finally out of the house. Her shopping list stunt was unoriginal (see Harry’s banana order #BBUK12). Having no regrets, she’s just rotten to the core. Best bit of the ep was watching Luke S’s color drain from his face awaiting the results of the vote. Next! #BBUK13

a man blowing a horn with a green and blue flame coming out of it ALT: a man blowing a horn with a green and blue flame coming out of it

51/ #BBUK13 is NOT a happy, happy house. IYKYK
Sara’s sticking up for herself & calls Caroline out for being so mean. Later in the DR Caroline complains Sara was sounding like vuvuzela. Better than what Caroline sounds like! She can dish it out, but can’t take the tables turned.

The garden has a large kiddy-pool full of plastic balls and a 'bouncy-house' for this week's grocery budge task.

The task room has been turned into a large bed that almost fills the room. It looks like it could be 4 king beds put together. The bedspread is alternating colors of hearts with multiple pillows along the headboard.

50/ Party Central? More like Party-Poopers! Who’s more exhausted, the housemates or me watching? Kiddy party games, LAME. Slumber-Party pillow fights, BORING! Hours-long Rave, zero energy. I got 2nd hand embarrassment watching the Dinner Party. FAIL! I think they need to wrap this up. #BBUK13

49/ Nominations twist! If a housemate was nominated, they’re automatically up for eviction. Conor, Caroline, Luke, Ashleigh or Sara please. It’s an eviction smorgasbord! I’m not too picky (for once). #BBUK13

Ashleigh was given a task to wear clown makeup - creepy white makeup on her entire face, with ugly grayish-black all around her eyes and red cheeks.

#48/ Glad Shievonne is out of the house. Ashleigh's creepy clown makeup (to win Deana's missing letter from home after losing a swearing challenge after 49 seconds) would have sent her right over the edge. Why she kept this awful makeup on long after the task is a mystery. Horrendous! #BBUK13

47/ I’ve watched 47 days of #BBUK13 - This is the 1st and only time I’ve enjoyed Conor. He’s gagged for 4 hours and cannot speak. His frustration is hilarious. Can BB just keep him gagged the rest of the series please?

The twins known as Jedward sitting on the Big Brother Bit On The Side stage couch with their signature look (hair combed straight up in the air hair-sprayed stiff) with matching red suit jackets and t-shirts.

Caroline sitting on the DR chair with a mouthful of marshmallows.

Ashleigh sitting on the DR chair with a mouthful of marshmallows.

Becky sitting on the DR chair with a mouthful of marshmallows.

46/ It’s a sorry state of affairs when I’m more excited to watch Jedward on #BBBOTS over the main #BBUK13 episode. Watching housemates cram marshmallows into their mouths is killing off what little brain cells I have left.

45/ It’s a bit of a challenge to keep watching this season. Sara, who knows she’s as boring as a floor lamp, asked BB if she was an extra on the show.🤦‍♀️So BB had all the men do a speed-date w/ her as a task this week. Including the gay guy. Story-line barrel scrape as filler. #BBUK13

44/ It’s a numbers game in that house & the people I dislike the least are outnumbered. Caroline sets her sights & bitches about them incessantly until all her ‘friends’ are on board & nominate her way. Bitchy little dictator. Ugh. @lightupvm.bsky.social 's blog is the bright spot of #BBUK13 !!

Emma sits smiling in the Diary Room chair with birthday balloons and a 3-tiered birthday cake. The top tier is in the shape of the BB eye.

43/ Happy Belated 12th Birthday Big Brother (I’m only a baker’s dozen years late). #BBUK13

Becky is cramming about 10 bites worth of pasta into her mouth and it's hanging down past her chin.

Luke is bent over the huge bowl of pasta and has shoveled a HUGE bite into his mouth.

Deana looks to have about a quarter pound worth of cold pasta in her mouth as she attempts to eat as much as possible.

42/ Spaghetti Western ‘eat-as-much-pasta-as-possible’ task was so stupid. And WHY is Conor the judge BB? Why is he the head-honcho in there? It’s doing my head in. The face to face noms sucked, too. A third of them were immune based on Conor. Another episode ends with me yelling BOOO! #BBUK13