Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant | CNN Politics Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.

Oh my dog we can’t make this shit up. 😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣

GRAND larceny, indeed! 🤗

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