That was fun, in a severely goofball way
Thanks for the #BeasterDay party #FrightClub!
Brenda's dad doesn't just have guns
He has GUNS
#BeasterDay #FrightClub
For like the first hour and ten minutes of the movie I thought Brenda's name was Daphne
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Why on earth is Doug wearing tights?!?
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Evil Amish people experimenting with electronic rake technology ๐
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I appreciate the quick thinking there, but as annoying as he is, still, she could've brought Doug with her
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That is one extremely large egg
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I'm enjoying this ridiculous flick, but I am not going to give it a Tubi thumbs-up
Imagine the recommendations you'd start getting
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DOG CATCHERS IN THE RYE ๐
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The only real actor in this is Not Nikki Reed there
She's pretty good
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This movie is bonkers
Take your clothes off, get eaten by a monster, wash, rinse, repeat
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"I'm a flower and I need you to water me with your wallet"
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Okay I can see why this guy has had enough of his daughter's shit
Still appreciate her stepmom though
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I would really like some explanation of how this creature came to be
This may not be the kind of movie that provides that
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I think there's a running theme in this movie where the older men marry women far too young for them
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Okay, we see what we're dealing with now. This is one of those We Hired All The Local Strippers movies.
And I am here for it! Rooting for this one who sleeps in her makeup.
Well, not anymore, but that eyeball thing was gnarly!
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Do all the parents in this hate their kids?
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Yeah like why would you want your kid who resents your not-much-older-than-he-is bride to speak at your wedding?
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That is some extremely instant karma for dude being a dick at his dad's wedding
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It's a bird? It's a plane?
No, #HereComesPeterCottonHell to observe #BeasterDay with #FrightClub!
Where to find #FrightClub celebrating #BeasterDay at 10ET/9C/8M/7P:
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Tubi: tubitv.com/movies/46422...
Also on Vudu and Pluto!