Yup. IYKYK.
Best (and most essential) bathroom accessory.
Thank you #SouthPark North Americans really have no idea what they’re missing out on.
#bidetlife
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Thai public restroom bidets cleaning the asses of strangers daily with zero recognition and elite water pressure, while the rest of the world argues about toilet paper. 🚿🇹🇭
#BidetLife #ThailandHumor #BumGun #TravelHumor #ToiletHumor
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Link in Bio 🔗 BYE BYE, TOILET PAPER. 👋😏 Upgrade your bathroom game FOREVER with a bidet—cleaner, greener, and way more luxurious. #BidetLife #EcoFriendly #BathroomUpgrade
#TikTokMadeMeBuyIt #SmartHome #SustainableLiving #FYPP
It is a well known fact that conservative men don't wipe their asses because they think it is gh3y. I wish I were joking, but this is an epidemic.
#bidetsquad #bidetlife
💧“Have you ever used a bidet?”
95% said yes 🚿
Who knew the people were so clean??
#cleanbuttclub #bidetlife #readtheroom
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Bidets are everywhere in Spain. The USA? Still pretending baby wipes are a solution.
Why don’t we have these?? 🧻🛁 #travel #bathroomculture #bidetlife
ah yes, #bidetlife
Keeping it clean. #funny #comedy #bidetlife #clean
#BidetBenefits #BathroomHygiene #CleanLiving #HomeEssentials #ToiletPaperAlternative #HealthAndHygiene #ComfortAtHome #EcoFriendly #BidetLife #SanitarySolutions
Sure, the country is burning to the ground, but I was still able to order a toilet seat to which I will be able to say, “Google, wash my ass” and it will, in fact, wash my ass. #bidet #bidetlife
LMAO
Nah, #bidetlife here
I was saying men’s idiocy has no bottom, stay tuned for more!!
Got a bidet for Christmas, just got it hooked up. I have heard great things but wasn't prepared for how great it is #bidetlife
Dude Wipes Conversation
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#dudewipes #dudewipe #babywipes #manscape #bidet #bidetlife
"You’re at a dinner party, and you clog the host's toilet." 🚨
What would you do?
1: Pretend it wasn’t you
2: Text the host for help
3: Wish they had a bidet 💧
4: Google 'DIY plumbing fixes' under the table
Share your pick below (we won’t judge... much). 😉 #BidetLife #BathroomStories
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I know why this popped into my feed lol. I think the CCP takes pictures of my balls with my Bidet #bidetlife $jaws
I still don’t know why it’s not been adapted here.
My actual video of first time in a toilet in US.
#BidetLife
Just got back from Japan and I gotta say - heated seats and bidets in almost every public bathroom was heaven.
#bidetlife
@repjackkimble.bsky.social posted #BidetLife and I found your usage of the hashtag to be the first one on Bluesky.
You're the OG Bluesky #BidetLife. Respect.
Respect.
#BidetLife
Troll thoughts.
Having to actually go into the office is bad enough...and then there is no bidet on the toilet. #hostileworkplace
#bidetlife #sparklingcleanbutthole #homeiswheremytoiletis
#wfh
#remoteworker
#wfhftw
Bidets save water, reduce toilet paper waste, and provide superior hygiene. They're more environmentally friendly and offer a refreshing clean that dry wiping can't match. Plus, they can be cost-effective over time and are gentler on sensitive skin. #BidetLife
i’ve had a bidet for years #bidetlife
dry-wiping your dirty derriere and parading through life as if you're not a disgusting pig is now a felony
#bidetlife #cleanass #squirtthathole
butt fountain time :blobfoxuwu: #bidetlife
Bought a bidet. Tried it. I'm a different man now. There is pre-bidet Dante and the new me. #BidetLife