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Quand un pote te demande s'il pue de la gueule. #trump #KonASSAttitude

When a buddy asks you if his breath stinks. #trump #BitchAttitude

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"Homme-blanc-trans-équido-hétéro-cis-genre"
Axel Pahlavi, 2005. #art #peinture #KonASSAttitude 🎨👨🏽‍🎨🖼️

"White-man-trans-equine-hetero-cis-gender"
Axel Pahlavi, 2005. #art #painting #BitchAttitude 🎨👨🏽‍🎨🖼️

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Disneyland, ce n'est vraiment plus ce que c'était moi je trouve ! #KonASSAttitude

Disneyland, it's really not what it used to be, I find ! #BitchAttitude

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Quand ta femme aime les gros calibres mais que... #KonASSAttitude

When your wife loves big calibers but... #BitchAttitude

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La meilleure photo de mariage au monde (je vois de suite à quoi vous pensez, bande de pervers !) #KonASSAttitude

The best wedding photo in the world (I immediately know what you're thinking, you perverts !) #BitchAttitude

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Models VS Me in a swimsuit. (Allegory)
But hey, at least I don't need to shove a foam cup in my briefs ! #BitchAttitude

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Comme on aime se foutre des homophobes, c'est pas bien... #KonASSAttitude #LGBT #homophobie

How we love to mock homophobes, it's not good... #BitchAttitude #LGBT #homophobia

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Y a pas à dire, le sport, c'était vachement mieux à votre époque les vieilles ! #KonASSAttitude

No doubt about it, sports were way better in your day, old-timers ! #BitchAttitude #photography 📸 #unusual

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J'ai un GROS cadeau pour vous les enfants ! #KonASSAttitude

I have a BIG gift for you, kids ! #BitchAttitude

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TOO KIND YOU WILL BE, IN THE DARK SIDE YOU WILL HAVE IT.
It's not from Master Yoda, but from me ! #BitchAttitude

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"– Am I going to die, doctor?
– Haha, no way, sweetie! Your little heart will keep beating, but in someone else's body.
– ... #DarkHumor #OrganDonation #BitchAttitude

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Je viens de lire que 50% des jeunes mariés souhaiteraient essayer le sexe anal.
Traduction: 100% hommes mariés. #KonASSAttitude

I just read that 50% of newlyweds would like to try anal sex.
Translation : 100% married men. #BitchAttitude

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A visit is always a pleasure.
If not upon arrival, then upon departure!!! (okay, with me, it's often when you leave...) #BitchAttitude

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Encore un truc de #vegan ça, qui veut pas manger de la viande mais invente plein de choses pour que ça y ressemble... #KonASSAttitude

Another #vegan thing, that, who doesn't want to eat meat but invents lots of things to make it look like it... #BitchAttitude

@delatourregis.bsky.social

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- Patron: Pourquoi voulez vous cet emploi?
- Moi : En fait, j’ai toujours été passionné par ne pas mourir de faim, connard ! #KonASSAttitude

– Boss : Why do you want this job?
– Me : Actually, I've always been passionate about not starving to death, asshole! #BitchAttitude

@lvtatoo.bsky.social

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Les culottes, c'est comme les hommes : si tu fais pas attention, ça te rentre vite dans les fesses. #rappel #KonASSAttitude

Underwear is like men : if you're not careful, it quickly gets into your butt. #reminder #BitchAttitude

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Mais arrêtez d'insulter les gens sur internet ! Passez votre permis de conduire et allez les insulter sur la route comme moi bordel ! #KonASSAtttiude

Stop insulting people on the internet! Get your driver's license and go insult them on the road like me, damn it ! #BitchAttitude

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I don't want to say, but if Coca-Cola seriously wanted to get involved in the fight against obesity, they'd put cocaine back in the recipe. #BitchAttitude

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Excusez mon absence.
Mais je lisais les conditions générales d'utilisation de ma culotte ! #KonASSAttitude

Please excuse my absence.
But I was reading the terms and conditions for my underwear ! #BitchAttitude

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Les gens qui marchent les uns à côté des autres sur toute la largeur du trottoir, j'ai envie de faire un strike avec vos gueules. #KonASSAttitude

People who walk side-by-side across the entire width of the sidewalk, I feel like striking your faces. #BitchAttitude

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* Alors tu trouves ? Tu es au feu rouge ?
* Moi : Il est vert. Ça doit pas être le bon ! #KonASSAttitude

• So, do you see it ? Are you at the red light ?
• Me : It's green. Must not be the right one ! #BitchAttitude

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If I had received 1 euro every time someone saw me masturbating in the car, I could have afforded some damn tinted windows. #BitchAttitude

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Vous avez vraiment toujours les idées mal placées ! #KonASSAttitude

You really always have your mind in the gutter ! #BitchAttitude 📸

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Même en hiver, j'ai toujours la classe internationale ! #KonASSAttitude

Even in winter, I always have international class! #BitchAttitude

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Mon secret pour un riz 🍚 cantonais réussi ! #KonASSAttitude

My secret for a successful fried rice 🍚 ! #BitchAttitude

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My cat and I have great conversations. Just now he was telling me that meow meow meow meow meow and also meow meow !
After that, I wanted to tell him about my day but he started licking his butt so I figured it couldn't be very interesting. #BitchAttitude

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Les gens qui disent "c'est mieux que le sexe", essayez le sexe, vraiment. Où alors, venez me voir. #KonASSAttitude

People who say "it's better than sex" really, try sex. Or, come see me. #BitchAttitude

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• Uncle, why is it dark at night ?
• So ghosts and zombies can come out. Now, go to sleep. Good night. #BitchAttitude

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- No, but children raised by gay people will definitely be gay...
- So, if I follow your logic, you must have been raised by big idiots, huh asshole ? #BitchAttitude #LGBT

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JE NE COMPRENDS PAS LES RACISTES QUI VONT À LA PLAGE POUR BRONZER. Vous pouvez m'expliquer les enculés qui votent RN & Co ? #KonASSAttitude

I DON'T UNDERSTAND RACISTS WHO GO TO THE BEACH TO TAN. Can you explain, assholes ? #BitchAttitude

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