#BlameADonkey

Blame a Donkey! Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.

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Blame a Donkey! Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.

I can't file my taxes because the Democrats censored my stack of conservative think-tank white papers. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey

Blame a Donkey! Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.

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Blame a Donkey! Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.

I can't cook dinner because China belittled my Confederate flag. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey

Blame a Donkey! Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.

I can't cook dinner because mass immigration policies deplatformed my American flag crocs. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey

Blame a Donkey! Out of excuses? Blame the Democrats! Own those libs.

I won't always post about politics, but when I do, it will be scathing or hilarious. Depends on my mood. I will use my tongue-in-cheek excuse generator Blame a Donkey liberally.

I can't finish the project because rising crime rates undermined my American flag crocs. blameadonkey.com #BlameADonkey