Deep Earth Blobs Throw Volcanic Tantrums, Scientists Blame Mantle Drama #EarthMysteries #BlobWatch #VolcanoVibes #LavaLOL #ScienceSatire By: TheJestPress.com **Giant BLOBS Found Deep in Earth’s Mantle, Suspected Ringleaders of Volcanic Eruptions** Science just got a whole lot spookier. According to experts with slightly startled expressions, mysterious structures deep in the Earth’s lower mantle—known by scientists as “BLOBS” and by conspiracy theorists as “Mother Nature’s whoopee cushions”—may be directly responsible for massive volcanic eruptions across the planet.

Deep Earth Blobs Throw Volcanic Tantrums, Scientists Blame Mantle Drama

#EarthMysteries #BlobWatch #VolcanoVibes #LavaLOL #ScienceSatire By: TheJestPress.com **Giant BLOBS Found Deep in Earth’s Mantle, Suspected Ringleaders of Volcanic Eruptions** Science just got a whole lot spookier. According…