Turns out parchment makes a poor firewall when no one minds the sparks.

The Emoluments Clause wasn’t a suggestion. It was a warning. We filed it under trivia.

#ConstitutionalCrisis #FoundersRolling #BlueSkyChronicles

Watching empire rot in real time. Velvet ropes around banana republic optics.

History books will note the irony: we streamed the fall on phones made in other autocracies.

#PoliticalDecay #BlueSkyChronicles #DeclineWithWiFi

Better luck next time

The #webmaster's coming back after #sunset... unless this #post gets 5+ #likes —then he'll show up early.

Your move.
#WebmasterWatch #LikeToSummon 🌇 #BlueskyChronicles #MysteriousVibes

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Today’s vibe: avoiding existential dread by hyper-focusing on niche interests. How’s everyone else coping? #BlueskyChronicles #Relatable #booksky #blacksky #blackbooksky

Twice now, I’ve commented on men’s posts here on Bluesky, and twice they’ve swooped in with a case of correctile dysfunction. Like, why the sudden urge to play Professor Mansplain, bro? 🧐 Is it in the terms of service? Asking for a friend. #CorrectileDysfunction #BlueskyChronicles #WhyTho