A six-time draft dodger lecturing sovereign nations about COURAGE is the most aggressively unself-aware thing I have EVER FUCKING witnessed. 🦈😱🔥 #BoneSpurBravery #Hormuz #DraftDodger #TrumpForeignPolicy #ProfileInCowardice
The only thing Trump’s ever had the guts to fight is a cheeseburger.
#ChickenDon #TACOcrushedHim #BoneSpurBravery
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Exactly! Which is why Captain Bonespurs remains the undefeated champion of heroically dodging – whether it’s Vietnam, the truth, or any form of personal responsibility. 💨🏃♂️ But hey, at least he bravely fought his toughest battles against ramps and umbrellas.
#BoneSpurBravery #MedalOfExcuses
