132 Bordello of Blood
Really lame 'Tales from the Crypt' movie. A whorehouse filled with vampires. Terrible acting and writing. At least the gore effects were ok. Cheesy, but I think that was mostly intentional.
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The Spooky Picture Show podcast hosted a screening of #BordelloOfBlood in Salem this past weekend. The movie was pretty bad, but the discussion was definitely a fun one, and I plan on coming back for their future film screenings.
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#TWoRP ep 808: Tales from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight (1995) and Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood (1996)
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You have now watched #BordelloofBlood!
No refunds!
Next week, FINALLY, a visit with Darren McGavin and the entire reason I started this watch! Next week is #TheNightStalker (1972) the TV movie that kicked it all off!
And join #FrightClub at 9C!
Until then Culture Vultures!
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Eating them is how she kills people! 😜
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YAY!!! Suck him dry and not in a good way!! #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
I'm sure she even enjoys that time of the month! #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
Sometimes, you just need someone to take your heart away. #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
Oh, come on. That's just a lie. She has eaten her share of women and we know it!
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Sorry, televangelists don't get dramatic deaths. It doesn't work. #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
He's all vamped out now tho. And, like, it's the ugly kind of vampire. 🙂↔️
Oh, well. Maybe Phil Fondacaro will get naked.
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My god, this really is a terrible movie 😂 but I'm enjoying the company...
What! WHOOPI GOLDBERG?!?
🤣
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The women had faces too?!? I'm going to have to watch this again! 😄
Don't give up hope, it's not too late for a fully frontal nudity scene from Cory Feldman. #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood #FrogBrotherWangDoodle
I hadn't ever had a good view of Cory Feldman's nose hair (carefully trimmed) before, so at least now I can cross that off my bucket list. #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
Really, yeah, beautiful bodies all around! Good faces, too.
The men, well, the less said about the men the better. Even Chris Sarandon doesn't look good here, which I didn't know was possible until now.
But the women are stunning!
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it was horrible! I had to keep looking away from him!
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There have been some amazingly nice looking naked women in this movie. Plus one star. #BordelloOfBlood #CryptStatic
UNDER SEIGE! THAT'S where I know her from! #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
Vampires always love to tell you how old they are. Even if they are hot women. I'm not buyin' it.
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One thing a bad horror movie does is make you imagine things that would actually be horrific, like having to listen to Dennis Miller's quips during sex. #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
I'm really at a lost to come up with a reason why Miller was so critical to this role that he couldn't have been replaced. #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
On the one hand, Guttman does not seem at all trustworthy, and not only because he's played by Dennis Miller.
On the other hand, he did get her brother's nose skull and get out of there alive...
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*girly shriek*
The new girl just got her benefits?
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That's ok, I really don't need much of an excuse to kill Other Me's. 😄 #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
I'm reading the IMDb trivia entries for this movie and as I suspected, Dennis Miller was a huge pain in the ass during the filming. #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
I think he legitimately was cooler once though. It isn't Other Youses fault he didn't stay that way.
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I'm leaving out random words out of my sentences for fun tonight it seems #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
I want a machine that will let me explore timelines where I still think Dennis Miller is cool and kill those other me's. #CryptStatic #BordelloOfBlood
Damn, you're going to some trouble to do this. 🥺
Sorry you have to be in a waiting room! Glad to see ya here. ☺️
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