Colossal scientist now admits they haven’t really made dire wolves Despite a huge media fanfare in which Colossal Biosciences claimed to have resurrected the extinct dire wolf, the company's chief scientist now concedes that the animals are merely modified grey wolve...

Do you think a colossal scientist is a bit like an #enormokitten? #thatcolossalwreck #boundlessandbare

I'm OK with the #OrangeOaf getting carved onto Mt. Rushmore. Because at some point in the future, my small hope is that humanity might survive this shitstorm and it's going to be a *spectacular* demolition. Nothing beside remains. #ColossalWreck #BoundlessAndBare