It’s a good thing the #ChickfilA #PeachBowl falls on a Friday and not a Sunday. Eat that chicken!
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The #vrbo #FiestaBowl ? Aren’t vrbos those people that dress up like Fleegle from the Banana Splits for sexual satisfaction? Man, some weird bowls these days in 2026!
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I think for the #DukesMayonnaise #DukesMayoBowl, we change it up: instead of the obvious dumping mayo on the winning coach, we do a dunk tank with mayo for the losing coach. Cmon! You’ll get even more buzz, Duke!
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How does the #HolidayBowl not have a corporate sponsor? You’re screwing up my bit, #HolidayInn! This should be a no brainer!
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I’m confused: will Limu Emu and Doug also be at the #LibertyBowl (Liberty liberty liberty) even though it’s sponsored by #autozone? Is there some sort of under the table agreement?
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Sadly, with this administration, I think the Lockheed Martin #ArmedForcesBowl will have people outright ignoring it, on principle.
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I’d like to see the insurance agents take the field at the @Allstate #SugarBowl  and maybe take on the accountants from the @Prudential #RoseBowl  and really make it a spectacle instead.
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The #RoseBowl  Game Presented by @Prudential Fun Fact: it used to be called the Granddaddy of Em All, but in 2026, it is now the Arbitrary Ambiguous Grandparent of Em All. Enjoy.
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It’s the #CapitalOne #OrangeBowl. What’s in your NIL portfolio and agent’s file folder on whether you are better off getting drafted by the Titans or going back for your fifth year?
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I appreciate the cheap ploy @#goodyear employed by calling it the Goodyear #CottonBowl Classic. Like Coke Classic. Really sets your game apart from the BS games like the Switzers Black Licorice Bowl.
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The SRS Distribution #LasVegasBowl is the most “money laundering phantom business acting as a smokescreen for the mob” thing I’ve ever heard of. “Uncle Tony? Oh yeah, he’s in construction 🙄….”
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I always enjoy the Tony the Tiger #SunBowl. In fact I’d like to see a spinoff, with maybe a Frosted Mini Wheats With a Touch of Fruit in the Middle Bowl.
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Can you tell me what Reliaquest is, since we have the #ReliaquestBowl today (without cheating)? My first guess was a new and improved app to help you map out your destination that doesn’t put you in back alleys.
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Shouldn’t the #AlamoBowl always be sponsored by #Alamo rent-a-car? Or #alamodrafthouse, the greatest movie theaters in the country? What the hell is Valero? A fabric company? Maybe an affordable Italian restaurant chain? No, it’s a fuel company. Whatevs.
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Clearly, at the #LibertyMutual #MusicCityBowl, Limu Emu and Doug will be heavily featured. I’m thinking they coach opposing teams, maybe do the coin flip. Does it count as animal cruelty if they dump the Gatorade on Limu?
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The Radiance Technologies #IndependenceBowl just has too many letters, and it takes almost as long to spell out as it does to play the damn game.
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I would hope they would have fun festivities surrounding the @PopTartsUS #PopTartsBowl, primarily a toaster pastry eating contest. Make mine Brown Sugar Cinnamon, of course. But don’t dump them on anyone’s head!
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I wonder if at the Wasabi #FenwayBowl, will they only sell you hot dogs with wasabi, much like the silly anti-ketchup faction in Chicago. I think I’d try that actually. And who was first, Fenway or Pinstripe?
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How does #badboymowers have anything to do with the #PinstripeBowl? Do they provide the mowers that manicure Yankee Stadium? I will say, seeing football there would be really cool.
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For the @GoBowling #MilitaryBowl, I think they should let our armed forces heroes actually do something fun, like bowling, not a substandard football game with West Wichita Agricultural vs Southnorth Tennessee Textiles. Big #BowlBuckshot day today! #BowlSeason #BowlGames

So it’s the #SERVPRO #FirstResponderBowl. Servpro handles cleanup of mold, biohazards, odors, viruses, pathogens, sewage and more. I’d have thought they’re too busy at the White House these days.
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The #RateBowl? This game may have the kiss of death on it, much like the White Sox ever since the name of their stadium changed to Rate Field. This may bomb in the RATings.
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The #Game_Above #SportsBowl? That sounds like a bunch of miscellaneous people on a field just competing in whatever-are we sure it’s even a football game?
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I just hope that at the #scooterscoffee #FriscoBowl, the coffee that gets dumped on the winning coach is room temp. Hot would be criminal, iced would just suck. And the staining SMH
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At the #NewOrleansBowl, I did done do dat hap dat do da ting in da do did nun.
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Now the Bush’s Boca Raton Bowl of Beans, there’s a game where I DO want to see the winning coach get celebratory beans dumped on him post game, Ann-Margret style!
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My concern about the #FamousIdahoPotatoBowl is that the winning coach gets a celebratory bushel of potatoes dumped over his head after the game and breaks his neck.
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I wonder if you can pay for tickets for the Union Home Mortgage @GasparillaBowl in crypto or bitcoin, or taking out a third mortgage or something. I just hope fans in attendance don’t have to listen to boring sales pitches throughout the game. #BowlBuckshot #BowlGames #BowlSeason

I’m going to pass on the Myrtle Beach Bowl Presented By Engine, and instead watch the Mildred Pierce Bowl Presented By Carburetor on ESPN12 at 4am. @MBBowlGame
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I really don’t understand the #XBOXBowl. Is it an actual football game, or is it two slobs in ill-fitting stained t-shirts playing a video game with Cheeto fingers?
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