The reviews of ‘Melania’ are out this morning and brutal doesn’t begin to describe them.

The kindest one was also the shortest: “Unwatchable.”

The funniest was the most obvious: “Melania speaks five languages fluently, unfortunately English isn’t one of them.”

#MelaniaBomb
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Melania humiliated as UK premiere of her movie gets single-digit ticket sales Melania Trump's eponymous documentary flopped in its London debut.UK cinema chain Vue's will premier "Melania" at 3:10 p.m. at its flagship Islington theater in London, but so far only one person has ...

Melania humiliated as UK premiere of her movie gets single-digit ticket sales

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Does anyone else remember Julia Roberts wearing a push-up bra and padding her chest to play Erin Brockovich? Pick-Me Sidney Sweeney’s choice in Christy was to use a ‘reverse technique’.

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"No One Asked for This Reboot": 'Tron' May Mark End of Jared Leto's Franchise-Leading Days As 'Ares' disappoints, insiders question whether the self-styled boundary-pushing A-lister can still be counted on to carry a franchise vehicle to the bank.

No one asked for Jared Leto #GTFO #BoxOfficePoison

Corey Perry’s favorite movie is “Chairman of the Board.” #CoreyPerryThings #BoxOfficePoison

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What, no #JamesWoods ?

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NONE of them have done anything worth watching in DECADES.

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Loving this season linked to Tim Robey’s #BoxOfficePoison and this episode on Charlie Kaufman’s Synecdoche in particular

Bah humbug? No, that's too strong, 'cause it is my favourite holiday

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