8-frame Doonesbury cartoon: Frame 1 - Trump in silhouette: "NOBODY HAS BETTER TOYS THAN ME!" 2- "I CAN BE MORE PRESIDENTIAL THAN ANYONE!" 3- Narrator: "HEY, FOLKS, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT DONALD TRUMP IS SPECIAL...BUT DID YOU KNOW HOW *OFTEN* HE SURPASSES EVERYONE ON THE PLANET? HERE ARE JUST 20 EXAMPLES." 4- "*NO ONE* IS MORE CONSERVATIVE THAN ME!" "*NO ONE* RESPECTS WOMEN MORE THAN ME!" "*NO ONE* IS STRONGER ON THE 2ND AMENDMENT THAN ME!" "*NO ONE* READS THE BIBLE MORE THAN ME!" "THERE'S *NOBODY* MORE PRO-ISRAEL THAN I AM!" 5- "THERE'S *NOBODY* THAT'S DONE SO MUCH FOR EQUALITY AS I HAVE" "THERE'S *NOBODY* WHO FEELS MORE STRONGLY ABOUT WOMEN'S HEALTH ISSUES" "*NOBODY* KNOWS MORE ABOUT TAXES THAN ME, MAYBE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!" "I HAVE STUDIED THE IRAN DEAL N GREAT DETAIL, GREATER BY FAR THAN *ANYONE* ELSE!" 6- "*NOBODY'S* EVER BEEN MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME!" "*NOBODY* KNOWS BANKING BETTER THAN I DO!" "*NOBODY* KNOWS MORE ABOUT DEBT THAN I DO!" "*NOBODY'S* BIGGER OR BETTER AT THE MILITARY THAN I AM!" "I'M THE *LEAST* RACIST PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET!" 7- "*NOBODY* KNOWS THE SYSTEM BETTER THAN ME!" "*NOBODY* KNOWS POLITICIANS BETTER THAN ME!" "*NOBODY* BUILDS BETTER WALLS THAN ME!" "*NOBODY* KNOWS MORE ABOUT TRADE THAN ME!" "THERE IS *NOBODY* MORE AGAINST OBAMA-CARE THAN ME!" "*NOBODY* IS BETTER ON HUMILITY THAN ME!" 8- NARRATOR: "OKAY, THAT LAST ONE WE MADE UP, TO KEEP YOU FROM CRYING... BUT TWEET IT ANYWAY! PER DONALD, IF IT *FEELS* TRUE, THAT'S *GOOD ENOUGH*!"
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So strong... So smart... All the best words! Perfect, really.
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