Local Arcadia Home Declared New National Surrogate Nesting Site
#SurrogateSituation #ArcadiaOddities #ParentingProblems #TooManyKids #BreakingBabies By: TheJestPress.com **Arcadia, CA** — Local authorities were left speechless Tuesday after discovering not one, not two, but *twenty-one* infants “chilling out like some kind of upper-crust baby hostel” in the Arcadian abode of Cheryl Simmons, 38, a self-described “surrogate enthusiast” and “amateur baby collector.” Neighbors had reportedly become suspicious after Simmons’ Amazon deliveries went from the usual yoga pants and fidget spinners to bulk pallets of diapers, formula, and something ominously labeled "Mega-Wipez." When questioned, Simmons simply replied, “I have a lot of houseplants.
