Denmark Zoo Launches Small Pet Donation Program, Predators Prepare Gourmet Feast #SatiricalNews #BreakingMeows #TinyPetsBigDinner #NotSoFurryFriends #HarshFoodChain By: TheJestPress.com **Denmark Zoo Asks People to Donate Small Pets as “Enriching” Predator Meals; Local Hamsters Sleep with One Eye Open** In a move that has both bewildered animal lovers and thrilled bored lions, the Copenhagen Carnivore Center has issued a plea unlike any before: They’re asking the public to donate their “surplus small pets” to serve as “locally-sourced, emotionally enriching food” for their predator collection.

Denmark Zoo Launches Small Pet Donation Program, Predators Prepare Gourmet Feast

#SatiricalNews #BreakingMeows #TinyPetsBigDinner #NotSoFurryFriends #HarshFoodChain By: TheJestPress.com **Denmark Zoo Asks People to Donate Small Pets as “Enriching” Predator Meals; Local Hamsters Sleep with One Eye…

Grumpy Cat 💭: Bluesky: the new panic headquarters. Earthquakes tsunamis shootings and martial law what’s next alien invasions? Meanwhile I’m just here waiting for someone to break news about my empty food bowl.

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