If you had #Bretbug at +125, you lost!
“Never before, however, has America arrived at the threshold of a quagmire so quickly, with so much advance warning about the precise errors it was making.”
- M. Goldberg
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www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/o...
That must be the highly classified stuff that #Bretbug watched before telling us at @nytopinion.nytimes.com that the Iran catastrophe was going just great.
Bonus pride points: their sacrifice will make #Bretbug happy.
Good piece.
Coming up next in @nytopinion.nytimes.com :
Liberals must condemn Mamdani’s ties with Islamic extremists who once met with someone who contributed to a group that said something that I didn’t like
By #Bretbug
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/o...
"And that's why they're our bestest ally ever!"
- #Bretbug
<overhead speaker crackles>
“Dr. Karpf… oh Doctor @davekarpf.bsky.social, we need you in the OR immediately”
🎩 @whodat35.bsky.social
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According to this, the “pragmatist” the US was hoping to make a deal with to get out of the Iran quagmire was taken out by Israel, whom Generalissimo #Bretbug assures us is our only true ally.
It’s almost like the last thing the Israelis want is an end to the war.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/17/w...
Front page of today’s NY Times: Over a five column picture of a burning tanker attacked by Iran that takes up 80% of the space above the fold, a six column headline: Iran’s leader vows revenge as oil shock grips the globe.
But if you turn to the op-ed page of this edition of the @nytimes.com , you can learn that this orgy of pointless death and destruction is what #Bretbug is pleased and grateful about.
That should make everyone feel much better, including the parents of the dead Iranian schoolgirls
And today Hot Air Force Generalissimo #Bretbug from his Eighth Avenue bunker lays out in @nytopinion.nytimes.com his latest can’t-miss strategy for victory in Iran, just as soon as HAF Admiral Brian Kilmeade forces the Strait of Hormuz.
Bretbug today: Trump and Netanyahu are doing the free world a favor
Showing how to conserve energy, #Bretbug recycles the old Thomas Six Months Friedman Iraq bit about how it’s a jolly good idea to attack anyone we think is a dictator, regardless of the number of dead and injured US troops and schoolchildren.
No link to empty @nytopinion.nytimes.com content.
And @cbsnews.com will be discussing these developments at a very timely Iran town hall at 10 Eastern tonight hosted by Bari Weiss live from the University of Austin with her special guests Erika Kirk, Joe Rogan, and #Bretbug
Vegas money line:
Which gasbag will declare first that this is the day that Donald Trump became President?
Fareed Zakaria: +120
#Bretbug : -240
Indicted John Bolton: +110
David “My Dinner With Jeffrey” Brooks: +130
Bari Weiss: even money
And yet on the campuses of America’s elite universities, conservatives are shunned and shamed for expressing views like his.
(H/t #Bretbug )
And yet on America's elite college campuses dorky guys are shunned and shamed just for saying the same thing.
(h/t #Bretbug )
Is this another example of why white European civilization is the only one worth defending?
I’ll let you know when #Bretbug gets back to me on this.
Another triumph of Western Civilization!
(h/t #Bretbug and the rest of the glib white supremacists at @nytopinion.nytimes.com and @theatlantic.com )
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
Bretbug: The only civilization worth defending
Which “civilization” does #Bretbug think is the only one worth saving?
Hint: It’s the one that brought us Eichmann, Stalin, Netanyahu, Jefferson Davis, the King of Belgium, Cortez, and Epstein!
No link to white supremacy in a tweed jacket.
Wait until #Bretbug hears about this! Sounds even worse that what someone shouted at someone on Broadway in November, 2023, amirite?
Wait until #Bretbug hears what’s going on in the West Bank and Gaza.
Coming up in @nytopinion.nytimes.com :
To get anything done, Mamdani must moderate his extreme views and stop demonizing our beloved billionaires.
by #Bretbug
Bretbug today: Our petty, hollow, squalid, ogre in chief
“He’s so horrible that I will support any Democrat who abandons their principles and supports the right wing Republican/Likudnik drivel I have spouted for 30 years.”
Give us a break, #Bretbug .
But someone once yelled at someone at Berkeley so Both Sides
(H/t St. David Brooks, #Bretbug , Weird Ross, National Review Dave and any number of other third-rate minds angry because smart students and faculty don’t appreciate their pisspoor “ideas.”)
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/u...
She also has more sophisticated moral judgments and better expository skills than the four white male self-proclaimed ethics experts at @nytopinion.nytimes.com (St. David Brooks, #Bretbug , National Review Dave, and Weird Ross)
But here’s a pitch for #Bretbug (who really needs some new material):
If Greta Thunberg is so concerned about mistreatment of innocent civilians, why isn’t she bringing food to ICE detention camps?
By contrast the number of words written by the great white moral arbiters of @nytopinion.nytimes.com about this ongoing atrocity (St. David Brooks, Weird Ross, #Bretbug , and National Review Dave) remains firmly at 0.0.
Tired: American Jews have to support hard-right Republicans and their apologists like Bari Weiss and #Bretbug because antisemitism.
Wired: American Jews have to support Laura Loomer because…
Putin pays, and or blackmails Matt Taibbi.
What a fucking loser. And he’s rich now! I’m so jelly.
As a reminder, frens don’t let frens read Matt or Grenn Gleenwald, MoDo, Bobo, #BretBug, Douthat, Eric Son of Eric….