A bumper sticker on the back window of a car that reads, "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition"

#BumperStickerBanter

#OotAndAboot

#RandomRockford

#BeyondTheHorizon

A silver Ford Fusion with a black bumper sticker that reads, in white lettering, "I got my appendix removed at Claire's".

C'n someone please explain this t'me...?

#BumperStickerBanter

#OotAndAboot

#BeyondTheHorizon

#RandomRockford

A black bumper sticker with white writing on the left side that reads, "I'm going home to rot in bed." On the right is a skeleton under a blue blanket, lying on a blue pillow, holding a brown teddy bear, surrounded by yellow stars.

Me too, skeleton. Me too.

#OotAndAboot

#RandomRockford

#BumperStickerBanter

#BeyondTheHorizon

I saw a #BumperSticker the other day that read, "Tell your dog I said hi.", and I think we really just need more of that energy in the world.

#BumperStickerBanter

#MoreOfThisEnergyPlease

#FourLeggedFamily

A vignette-shaded picture of a bumper sticker on the back of a silver Nissan Rogue that reads, "Warning: I learned to drive from video games".

#CanConfirm:

#PolePosition, #SpyHunter, #OutRun, #SuperOffRoad, and especially #CruisinUSA; Cruisin USA taught me not t'oversteer!

#BumperStickerBanter

#BeyondTheHorizon