Ooh!! I am the Cock Corsair!! #ButtholeBuccaneerBrigade #OFMD
#ButtholeBuccaneerBrigade
Moustachioed Rhys Darby, standing on a beach, back to the water. He's wearing a black T-shirt, khaki pants, brown shoes and a watch on his left wrist. He is looking off to the viewer's right. His t-shirt has been edited to have curvy pink text that reads “show me that butthole”. The photo has been edited to look aged and is set in a faux Polaroid frame. It’s also made to look pinned to a cork board with a pin. There is slightly faded hand written looking text on the Polaroid frame that reads “Lookin’ for adventure And whatever comes our way”.
🎶 Born to be wild… 🎵
Bonnet is off on an adventure! #ButtholeBuccaneerBrigade
Taika Waititi as #OFMD Blackbeard wearing the rice sack onesie and cat bell. The onesie has been superimposed with a round t-shirt graphic. The graphic has an UFO in the middle beaming someone up. There is text around it that reads “ask me about my butthole”.
Kitty Edward Teach #ButtholeBuccaneerBrigade
Oops, meant to do laundry and instead I’m making #ButtholeBuccaneerBrigade edits
A photo of #OFMD Blackbeard has been edited over a photo of Taika Waititi holding out his cellphone. The phone screen has been edited to show a mocked up dating site interest selection list. The list has Minge Marauder not selected. All the rest have been marked as interested in. Anal Adventurer, Booty Bandit, Butthole Buccaneer, Cock Corsair, Dick Desperado, Genital Pirate, Pink Pucker Privateer, Rear-End Rover, and Sphincter Swashbuckler.
“See Stede, it’s easy. You just select what you’re looking for…”
#ButtholeBuccaneerBrigade #OFMD
(thank you fandom for the moniker list)
You wear fine buttholes well… #buttholebuccaneerbrigade #ofmd
A lot of titles for one man…
#ButtholeBuccaneerBrigade #OFMD