Grinning...

but everyone want to hear + see AI-stuff..
we have to at least pretend some AI.

it is abt mandatory #buzzwordcompliance ...
Even by criticizing the #buzzwordcompliance, you can increase your count of hashtag-hits with #buzzwordcompliance...

Six bees in suits, none of them billing under 500/hr, all of them circling the same spreadsheet.

Terrifying.
#B2B #HoneyWithoutAccountability #BuzzwordCompliance

Xero Drops $2.5 Billion on Melio, Because “3x3 Strategy” Sounds Way Better Than “We Just Really Wanted to Be Cool in the U.S.” Xero is acquiring U.S. bill pay platform Melio for a casual $2.5 billion, or as it’s known in startup land, “a Series Z round in disguise.”

💰 Xero is acquiring Melio for $2.5B to “unlock TAM synergies” and fulfill the almighty 3x3 strategy. Naturally, SiliconSnark ran a full buzzword audit. 🤖🔥
👉 Dive into the snark: www.siliconsnark.com/xero-drops-2...
#Fintech #SaaS #Acquisition #SiliconSnark #BuzzwordCompliance #technews