CMORD:

COMPULSIVE
MEDIA
OVER
REFERENCING
DISORDER

Is it made up? Yes. Is it real? Also yes #cmord

Remember how, in The Office, Michael Scott would feel physical pain if he didn't say "that's what she said!" when the moment arose?

That's how I feel about pop culture references. If I don't let them out, they just scream like the Nazgûl in my head until I let them out.

#CMORD #referencehumor

Text: the breakfast Denethor prepared for his son's Boromir: cute lil bear shaped pb&j and carefully cut fruit Faramir: the bread scraps from the bear shape, end of list

Happy anniversary to me and this meme, we found each other a year ago today and I've never been happier #lordoftherings #cmord

David Strathairn as Whistler from Sneakers

When you can't cross a single bridge in the Bay Area without hearing David Strathairn in your head asking "what did it sound like?"

#CMORD

a man in a armadillo costume says " i 'm the holiday armadillo " while standing next to a woman ALT: a man in a armadillo costume says " i 'm the holiday armadillo " while standing next to a woman

When you use a silly voice that sounds ever so slightly like you're Ross Gellar as the Holiday Armadillo so you lean all the way in and shout "THE MACCABEES!" and your kid is like "Wut?"
#CMORD

When you say "I agree" and then feel compelled to add "destroy the school" because you have CMORD (Compulsive Media Over Referencing Disorder)
#cmord

When your friend says "oh, it's nothing at all!" and your brain disconnects and spirals with the echoing phrase "nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all..."
and then your friend reclaims your attention just in time for you to scream "Stupid sexy Flanders!" with zero context.
#cmord

When someone merely says "it's possible" and your mind automatically fills in

"...Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass..."

You might have Compulsive Media Over Referencing Disorder (CMORD) like me 😉 #cmord