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@gitana5.bsky.social
2 months ago
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Okay Rafael! ¡Por favor siéntate, Estás bien safado! #lyingTed #CancunTed #californiaTed #NameYourPriceTed

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@bettomatto.bsky.social
2 months ago

People from Texas hate people from California unless there’s inclement weather in the lone star state, right Ted ?

#CaliforniaTed

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@gitana5.bsky.social
2 months ago
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#TedCruz is to Texas what Punxsutawney Phil is to the rest of the country. If he leaves the state, expect a snowpocalypse!
#cancunTed #CaliforniaTed

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