I miss when my vanilla-flavored ice cream came from a beaver's ass
🦫😞 #castoreum

#Oatmeals #NaturalFlavour #VanillaFlavour #Castoreum #Beavers #Glands #Anus

Some might call it bum luck.

#castoreum #anxiety #howthehelldidinotknowthat #memoir #memoirs #humor #books

“We have eliminated artificial ingredients.”

For fun, now go check out the list of what the government legally allows to be called “natural.” #castoreum