This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.
I took this photo for my annual #CatsHateChristmas series.
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The most insidious propaganda campaign ever to trick people into believing that cats don’t hate Christmas.
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#CatsHateChristmas
A fluffy blanket covered with drawings of cats celebrating Christmas.
I feel like some of my gifts were just meant to troll me.
#CatsHateChristmas
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More proof that #CatsHateChristmas.
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An image of a white at with a pink star on their head. Behind them is a Yule Tree that has been knocked over. Text below says “I’m the star.”
This Christmas clothing comes closer to admitting that #CatsHateChristmas. Cats hate not being the focus of your attention.
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In previous years, I would post a long mega-thread documenting how and why #CatsHateChristmas, and the various tactics for protecting Christmas decorations from vicious cat attacks. This year, I am only posting occasional reminders. Only squirrels can truly protect your Yule Tree!
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If the real Santa has an enemies list, it would include penguins and cats.
#CatsHateChristmas
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
Cats relaxing together after they’ve annihilated a Yule Tree. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalMemes/s/ElEmgibqgf )
Still, #CatsHateChristmas no matter how much you play your old Jiggle Cats CD.
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“I am here to remind you of the mess you left….”
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#CatsHateChristmas
Do not forget, as you sing your Yuletide Carols, that #CatsHateChristmas. Their yowling is not an attempt to join you in singing.
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All good, Christmas-loving animals wouldst not. But #CatsHateChristmas. And possibly raccoons?
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A white cat stares up at a red ornament on a lit Christmas Tree in the evening. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/catsandchristmastrees/s/NIMCgkw8n7 )
Cats sometimes like to pretend they’re only gazing at your Yule Tree, and not plotting to take it down. Never let your guard down. #CatsHateChristmas
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High up on the top of a bookcase, a cat sits next to a Christmas decoration of Santa sitting on a reindeer. The cat stares angrily.
Sorry, kids, Santa here is doomed.
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#CatsHateChristmas
Is this a viable option for protecting your Christmas tree from cats?
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#CatsHateChristmas
#CatsAreSilly
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A cat stands on a sofa beside a decorated Yule Tree they have knocked down.
Squirrels will protect your Christmas tree from cat attacks. Squirrel ornaments on your Yule tree could have helped prevent this disaster.
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#CatsHateChristmas
“Just when you thought it was safe to put up a Christmas Tree again…” #PAWS #CatsHateChristmas
A cat is biting an artificial Yule Tree which is lit with warm colours. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/catsandchristmastrees/s/RdDJMvw5Cj )
Even as penguins are invading the North Pole, cats continue to attack Christmas decorations, especially Yule Trees!
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A black cat hides inside a brightly decorated Yule Tree, barely visible. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/qa69yl53YX )
It’s now Advent, so Yule Trees are going up, and cats are already plotting to take them right back down.
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#CatsHateChristmas #Christmas
More clear evidence that #CatsHateChristmas? Jólakötturinn, Iceland’s #YuleCat who eats children.
Worst. Pet. Ever.
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Is it true that every time some vandals have tried to set fire to the Gävlebocken, it turns out that cats were involved? @gavlebocken.bsky.social
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#CatsHateChristmas
#Christmas
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I don’t know who this Jenny the Cat on Reddit is, but I know #CatsHateChristmas.
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#Christmas
A post from reddit group r/cats of a tabby cat biting a small artificial Yule Tree knocked over on a carpet. The title of the post is “Thought getting a smaller tree would deter her behavior.” (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/s/DrbNAjWhOF )
More evidence from Reddit that #CatsHateChristmas.
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A cat as a balrog. In the lower right is Gandalf with his staff shining a bright light. He says (in large red glowing letters) “You shall not pass!”
Gandalf is Santa.
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Yes, take away their camouflage and the true horror is revealed. #CatsHateChristmas
A kitten climbing inside a brightly lit Christmas tree. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/catsandchristmastrees/s/5G6v4VtO6w )
The media likes to scare the public with warnings about some vague “War on Christmas” but they never show images of cats and their very real #WarOnChristmas.
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#CatsHateChristmas
I may start a new thread on techniques to dissuade cat attacks on holiday decorations, although none of them actually work. #CatsHateChristmas
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Is your cat on Santa’s naughty list?
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Yes, of course.
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Could advanced bubble technology protect your home and holiday decorations from cats?
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#CatsAreSilly #CatsHateChristmas
Protect your Yule Tree not just to stop the feline #WarOnChristmas, but to protect your cats from the revenge of the trees. #CatsHateChristmas
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November is when you need to start planning how to protect your Yule Tree from cats. Don’t wait until you have already put your tree up and decorated it.
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#CatsHateChristmas