Antevas – the Soros-funded, vegan-friendly antifascist sandals! 🩴 #CityoftheDaySponsor

Don’t you wish you could start your top of the mornin’ with some good luck, as well as a good breakfast? Well, now ya can with Lepbacon! 🍀 #CityoftheDaySponsor

Hey cat lovers, did you fuck up and get a kitty that looks like a certain disgraced German dictator? Then you need Dedolf, the Kitler fur whitening cream! #CityoftheDaySponsor

Attn CEOs! Do you want your employees to work harder for less money? Then give them Halpha Brain from ONNIT! #CityoftheDaySponsor

Nose Lobes - the latest trend in body modification! #CityoftheDaySponsor

Do you want a pet but you think dogs and cats are too basic? Well, stand out from the crowd with a Gum Gator! #CityoftheDaySponsor

Happy Valentine's Day! 💘 #CityoftheDaySponsor

The only food products that are guaranteed pre-licked by a cat. #CityoftheDaySponsor

Luber, the first rideshare service designed specifically for jacking. #CityoftheDaySponsor

Drivers! Don’t you hate it when you're trying to change lanes and some jerk won’t let you in? If so, you should hire a Turn Yearner! #CityoftheDaySponsor

Introducing Gravy Skins, from Knorr! #CityoftheDaySponsor

Santa Steaks are snow-aged, cookie fed and chimney smoked - you simply won’t find a more delicious cut of meat! #CityoftheDaySponsor 🎅

Paper View - the most affordable way to enjoy shows and movies! #CityoftheDaySponsor

Triple Stuf Scratch Offs from Lotto Loon. The super thick tickets that’ll get you diggin’ and scraping for hours! #CityoftheDaySponsor

Show the world how pissed off you are with Skull Ropes Vein Thickener! #CityoftheDaySponsor

Don’t you hate it when some liar claims that you said something that you DID NOT say? Or vice versa? Well, it’s time to end the gaslighting with the I’m Right Bodycam. #CityoftheDaySponsor

Cap’n Mush - the first sushi cereal made from real, raw, freshwater fish! Available at Grocery Outlet. #CityoftheDaySponsor