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#LouHoltz
Lost to the Browns, Broncos, Niners, 'Skins, Bengals, and twice each to the Pats, Fins and Colts
Atop his regrets:
Coaching the '76 Jets
#clerihew
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Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair,
Advising everywhere,
His saintly efforts never cease,
Now a founder member of the 'Board of Peace'.
#try #poetry #create #thelightinside #clerihew
© 2026 Robert Stirton
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The Mango Mussolini,
Meaner than the meanest Blue Meanie,
Rants about the woke,
He's the comedy though, only doesn't get the joke.
#try #poetry #create #thelightinside #clerihew
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#EmilyPost
At a celebrity roast
Would gently poke
With a dick joke
#clerihew
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#JaneMarple
Her pain is carpal
From all the knitting
And Colonel-Mustard-in-
the-library-with-the-pipe fitting
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#clerihew #latin
@imcmillan.bsky.social @brianbilston.bsky.social
Andrew Mountbatten
there is a phrase in Latin
that suits you because
'scitote quoniam peccatum vestrum adprehendet vos'
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The police can find now where Prince Andrew's sins are
Since he's been renamed Mountbatten-Windsor.
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Morning, all,
more sad news, #RIP Rev. Jesse Jackson. I wrote this #Clerihew to commemorate his life and passing...
The Reverend Jesse Jackson
Felt fluffing pillows was just too much fun.
Would've been a POTUS wrapped in the American Quilt,
Not one who denied Slavery's guilt.
#Micropoem […]
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It even rhymes!
(In fact I'm sure there's a #clerihew in there somewhere!)
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#RobertDuvall
Enters the mall
At dawn
He loves the smell of Cinnabon
#clerihew
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Nick Joseph Fuentes
was well into his twenties
when toxic masculinity
distorted his virginity.
#clerihew
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Morning, all,
This is a #Clerihew I wrote during the first Trump administration, when the parallels between Rome and America and the transition from Republic to Empire were looming.
In Trump 2.0, President Donald Tantrump appears ever more set on becoming #TyrantTrump.
#Micropem #Micropoetry […]
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Nick Joseph Fuentes
while still in his twenties
developed an affinity
for toxic masculinity.
#clerihew
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#clerihew #Mandelson #MorganMcSweeney #Starmer
Morgan McSweeney
is as slippery as linguine
and got Starmer, his boss,
smeared with Mandelson's sauce
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Greg Bovino
swapped his libido
for trying to look cool
while being cruel.
#Clerihew
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Jared
is pre'páred.
He's keeping his eyes
on the Board of Peace Prize.
#Clerihew
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The Clown
is inbound.
He will toss
in Davos.
#Clerihew
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Disgraced ex-MP Nadhim
Thinks he's the cream
Of the crop
But something rather smellier than cream also floats to the top.
#clerihew
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Peter Thiel
is now the third wheel
in a corporate dictatorship
within the 'special relationship'.
#Clerihew
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Jinping Xi
saw his golden opportunity
to take Taiwan
when Trump started World War III.
#clerihew
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Imaad Zuberi
is not Somali.
He was born in Pakistan
and ran many a scam.
#clerihew
He earned a BSc in 1997 from the University of Southern California.
not.somali.trumpworld.grifter.pageant.wiki/wiki/Imaad_Z...
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Michael Flynn
never actually went in.
He took a plea bargain
and later got a Trump pardon.
#clerihew
maga.russian.asset.pageant.wiki/wiki/Michael...
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Andrew Tate
met his fate
despite all his unmatched perspicacity
and sheer indefatigability.
#clerihew
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Pam Bondi,
Trump's most corrupt blondie
Directed so many laws breached
That she must be impeached.
#clerihew
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Prime Minister Starmer blinds his eyes,
Ignores the prison hunger protest cries,
Don't dare support bloodied, broken Palestine,
Hear no evil, speak no evil, all will be fine.
© 2025 Robert Stirton
#clerihew #poetry #create #Starmer
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Suzie Wiles,
Who has all the skeletons in her WH HR files,
Was meant to be the responsible adult
In charge of the totally psycho, drug-addled senior leaders of the cult.
#clerihew
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H. R. Haldeman,
A man from a different time than,
The new order of things,
A new world order brings.
Human or AI? #Clerihew
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Suzie Wiles,
the keeper of the White House HR files,
was meant to be the responsible adult
in charge of the senior leadership of cult.
#clerihew #TrumpPortraitPageant
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