Been negotiating to secure a worthy new home for this glorious specimen… a deal which may or may not involve a certain seafood establishment and a possible endorsement arrangement.

More details soon.

#MildCoastalChaos #CoastalRockAwakening #BreaktimeRevitsky 🌴🌀🎶

WINTER HIBERNATION UPDATE: Nero was spotted at a bar in the mountains of North Carolina dressed like The Dude, quietly sipping a White Russian and claiming it was “for character research.”
Band officials have declined to comment.

#MildCoastalChaos #CoastalRockAwakening #WinterDuderino 🌴🌀🎶

NEW MUSIC. 2026.
The first wave is coming.
It starts with a song called “It’s Me or the Boat.”
That’s all we can say for now.

#MildCoastalChaos #CoastalRockAwakening #ItsMeOrTheBoat 🌴🌀🎶