Sharks in the Bahamas are testing positive for cocaine & caffeine while I’m raw-dogging existence stone-cold sober. The ocean’s on drugs, the sharks are vibing, & I’m paying $150 a week to talk about my feelings.

If I get dragged into the sea, that shark better pass me the aux.

#CocaineSharks

Cocaine Sharks Found in Bahamas: Scientists Detect Caffeine and Drugs in Marine Life Cocaine sharks Bahamas study reveals sharks near Eleuthera Island tested positive for cocaine, caffeine, acetaminophen and diclofenac. Scientists warn marine pollution from sewage and tourism is risin...

Cocaine Sharks Found in Bahamas: Scientists Detect Caffeine and Drugs in Marine Life
#CocaineSharks #Bahamas #OceanPollution #MarineLife #SharkStudy #EnvironmentalNews #ScienceNews #OceanHealth #ClimateAndOcean #WildlifeResearch
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🤷‍♀️ because the news was talking about Cocaine sharks and that thought got stuck in my brain and my ADHD kept spitting out remixes.
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#cocainesharks
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Further popular press coverage of #cocainesharks Awful headline. Article says opposite; ie animal behavior not affected

"it was found they had concentrations of cocaine 100 times higher than previously found in other aquatic creatures.'

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine The drug was found in all 13 wild Brazilian sharpnose sharks tested, with a concentration as much as 100 times higher than previously reported for other aquatic creatures.

🦑 #Marineresearch #cocainesharks #Brazil

Muscle & liver tissue from 13 Brazilian Sharpnose #sharks was analyzed using liquid chromatography and tandem mass spectrometry to test for pollutants. All 13 contained cocaine & benzoylecgonine. Concentrations were higher in muscle than in liver tissue