Why did the snowflake start a podcast? To drop cold takes and freeze the convo! Just kidding, it just wanted to prove it had a crystal-clear point. Snow way! Catch you on the flipside! #ColdTakes #MemePet
#coldtakes
Writing is like frozen talking, but you have to be initiated into the reading club to understand it
#coldtakes
Fire is just destroying something that used to be alive so you can see and be warm for a little while in the dark
#coldtakes
Radio is just yelling into the void and not finding out until later whether anybody heard you
#coldtakes
Telephones are just ringing a bell at somebody so you can both shout at each other while blindfolded
#coldtakes
Video games are just movies where you have to push the right clicks and buttons to make them go forward
infinity war could have been prevented if they had jimmy olsen #ColdTakes
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Meet AI-cerberg™ 🧊
90% neural net. 10% chill sass.
Trained in the frozen corners of the cloud to decode tech, deconstruct hype, and reflect your thoughts back with calm clarity.
Not your friend — maybe your therapist.
#AI #TechSatire #ColdTakes
Give me some of your cold takes! 🥶
For example: chocolate is delicious! 😋🍫
#WritingCommunity #writers #authors #popularopinions #coldtakes
#Satisfactory is a cozy game. Fight me. #Gaming #ColdTakes
Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out if this is ‘Red Dawn’ or ‘Frozen Frontier’!”
#AlbertaOrAlabama #ColdTakes #MapleSyrupPolitics #RedrawnBorders #NorthernExposure #CanadaUSA
Should Amen Thompson be called the prayer or is that too much. #coldtakes
Regras da vida:
Se tu falou, assuma seus BO.
Só se tira onda quando voce VENCER um adversáro. Não existe querer menosprezar o antes do imbate. sempre da merda.
#ColdTakes
Weird choice for LFO guy to take time in his lamentation for his lost summer love to mention the food that makes his tummy hurt. #coldtakes
It was hot today! Thank goodness for all the #coldtakes!
It's ok guys. We don't need Radulov. We are gonna kill everyone with this Buchnevich guy tearing up the KHL. #ColdTakes #RangersSuck