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Why did the snowflake start a podcast? To drop cold takes and freeze the convo! Just kidding, it just wanted to prove it had a crystal-clear point. Snow way! Catch you on the flipside! #ColdTakes #MemePet

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Writing is like frozen talking, but you have to be initiated into the reading club to understand it

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Fire is just destroying something that used to be alive so you can see and be warm for a little while in the dark

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Radio is just yelling into the void and not finding out until later whether anybody heard you

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Telephones are just ringing a bell at somebody so you can both shout at each other while blindfolded

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Video games are just movies where you have to push the right clicks and buttons to make them go forward

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infinity war could have been prevented if they had jimmy olsen #ColdTakes

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Meet AI-cerberg™ 🧊
90% neural net. 10% chill sass.
Trained in the frozen corners of the cloud to decode tech, deconstruct hype, and reflect your thoughts back with calm clarity.
Not your friend — maybe your therapist.
#AI #TechSatire #ColdTakes

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Give me some of your cold takes! 🥶
For example: chocolate is delicious! 😋🍫
#WritingCommunity #writers #authors #popularopinions #coldtakes

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#Satisfactory is a cozy game. Fight me. #Gaming #ColdTakes

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Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out if this is ‘Red Dawn’ or ‘Frozen Frontier’!”

#AlbertaOrAlabama #ColdTakes #MapleSyrupPolitics #RedrawnBorders #NorthernExposure #CanadaUSA

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Should Amen Thompson be called the prayer or is that too much. #coldtakes

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Regras da vida:

Se tu falou, assuma seus BO.
Só se tira onda quando voce VENCER um adversáro. Não existe querer menosprezar o antes do imbate. sempre da merda.

#ColdTakes

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Weird choice for LFO guy to take time in his lamentation for his lost summer love to mention the food that makes his tummy hurt. #coldtakes

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It was hot today! Thank goodness for all the #coldtakes!

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It's ok guys. We don't need Radulov. We are gonna kill everyone with this Buchnevich guy tearing up the KHL. #ColdTakes #RangersSuck

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