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Camelot 3000: Full white background. King Arthur and Guinevere approach from behind as a man is focused on a control panel in front of him. The man says, "...while I run the final test on the fabricator." King Arthur says, "Sir Percival seems WELL, despite the blows he took at the WEDDING."
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A small spacecraft is in mid air, flying out of a hole from an underground building into a large lit unfinished tunnel. Someone from inside the craft says, “We’ll have to. RAM our way through!” Fucking Freud.
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In the left foreground, we see Wonder Woman’s body from about the breast line to her upper thigh. Her left hand holds her magic lasso. To the right background, we see almost a full body image of Aquaman, swimming forward, yet with his eyes cast at Wonder Woman’s body as if he is going to try to roofie her in the Hall of Justice Lounge tonight.
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A middle-age man walks down the middle of a hallway of a space with thick stone walls. He thinks, “I agreed to talk to Amanda. The problem would be in getting Amanda to LISTEN. Some things you HAVE to try – – even if beforehand you’re pretty sure it’s futile.” From the right side of the panel there is a loud, dripping. “SPLOOT!” sound effect.
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In a dark room, Pete Ross is in his pajamas as Lana Lang in a white slip lays on him and says, “I just don’t feel so… SLEEPY anymore…“ Someone off panel narrates, “I SWEAR YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY…”
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Silver Age Ditko panel. The Fantastic Four gather around Spider-Man on his back starting to sit up as the Invisible Girl, Sue Storm is on one knee next to him. "You're entirely too clever and adorable to be fighting with us! I'll bet you're as handsome as you are muscular under that mask!" The Thing (Ben Grimm) says, "Aw, cut it out, Sue! I just ATE!"
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With a wavy blue and white background, Iron Man is looking down at a green vaguely phallic like thing that he’s holding in his hands. Someone off panel advises, “Press the stud on top.“ Iron Man replies, “Nothing‘s happening.“
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Two police officers. One behind the other offers a hand forward holding a can of nuts. "I got nuts," the officer says. The other one, head downward looking at the can, his hand on his chin in thought asks, "Do nuts have a lot of cholesterol?"
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A splash of layered multiple shades of pink that’s a some people may look symbolic of anything from blood to orifices. Narration: “…and when it comes, la Tarantula shutters with a sensation of exquisite RELEASE.“ Sound effect: “AAYYHH.”
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Groovy woman with orange hair, a sensible hat and garish glasess, jewelry and clothes. Her voice quavers as she holds her hands out palms up to the reader, "Woo! Woo! I feeeeeel it!"
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An old man and a young, beautifull woman are in bed. He's atop of her; her legs spread. He narrates: "Then I wake to find Elenor beside me and I can't HELP myself, my hands all OVER her like BRAILLE. Moving along her pelvis, DOWN between her legs...."
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A woman’s eyes are closed and her lips are parted as she lets out a, “Ooohhhhhh!! Off panel, someone says, “Sheila – –? Look at me, my love – – LOOK AT ME!“
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Jim Aparo panel, "Right-side view of Batman at night looking into a lit window." Narration: "As BATMAN squints through one of the panes...."
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You shoulda put a #ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark tag on this one.
My, my, my, Mr. Corrigan!
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Mr. Weatherbee didn't often talk about his old war injury...
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Outdoors a mother hugs her son while his sister stands to the side of them smiling with arms folded acrossed her chest. Thing is the mom looks young. Only grey hair to give a hint that this fit woman with a look of love on her face as she leans into the chest of her young fit attractive son in an intimate hug begging the question if anyone has seen adult parents and children hug before. "Oh, you two--!" mom says, "It's good to have you home, number one son!" Smiling. "It's good to BE home, mom."
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Waist deep in water is a bare-chested bald man. We can't see his face; he has his hands over his face as he says, "Everything's SPINNIN'--twistin' inside and OUT! Can't stop the spinnin' -- can't make it go AWAY! It's HAPPENIN' -- I can feel it, bulgin' up INSIDE me-- I'm CHANGIN'--"
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Waist up image of a woman turning to her right so she can face the reader. It’s snowing and she’s wearing a coat and scarf. She has short brown hair and brown eyes. Her lips are pressed together as in deep thought. Narration: “Something soft and pretty and warm!“
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One of the problems with growing up without knowing your biological father. You never know.
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Barry Allen is on the far left side of the panel while the other 2/3 of the panel is consumed by a beautiful red haired woman who is gazing at him lovingly. Barry says, “…it often helps to apologize over a sumptuous DINNER…preferably at a corner table somewhere INTIMATE and OUT OF THE WAY…. “ She replies, “You’re ON, BARRY ALLEN – – and I happen to know just the PLACE! MY place!“
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Head and shoulder image of Mr. Spock, as he faces us, his face revealing the emotions of someone clearly touched. Spock says, “Captain, I….“
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A newly tranformed Jen Walters in human form, steps out an alley wearing only white tatters where she neets Richard Rory. Although embarrassed by her clothing, Jen is clearly attracted to him. Jen: I feel like a cyclone hit me! Must look like a mess! Richard: WELL, YOU WOULDN'T EXACTLY MAKE THE TEN BEST-DRESSED LIST! GUESS YOU'RE PRETTY SHOOK UP, AFTER COMING FACE TO FACE WITH THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN IN A DARK ALLEY ARE YOU HURT? Jen: NO... I'M OKAY. Richard: NEED A LIFT? Jen: THANKS... BUT NO THANKS,
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Jen's a HUGE fan of Maggie Gyllenhall! #TheBride
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The DC Comics version of Hercules sits in a chair drinking. He's surrounded by three muscle bound men. Hercules in mid sentence: "--while my THIRST grows with every sip of this fine WINE!" One of the men, holding the jug of wine whispers to the other two: "I think he’s READY, my friends. On my command--"
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A woman in a very short backless dress turns as she walks out the door to say, “I promise you, Dr…you won’t be sorry you came.”
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