Hugely underwhelmed with my Vault-Tec experience 👎

Better living underground my ass

Apocalypse still happened and now I've woken up in 2287 and I highly doubt I'll be able to get through to customer service

0/10 do not recommend

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Rearden Metal sucks. I have good reasons for saying that, but I work for the State Science Institute so i don't have to tell you what they are.

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I usually enjoy my visits to Chotchkie’s. It’s about the atmosphere & the attitude. But the waitress was wearing only 15 pieces of flair. All I got was a cheeseburger, not the fun I expected.

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My Nexus dream of electric unicorns!

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Dilbert Cartoon. Pane 1 - Wally is in his cubicle on the phone asking "I have a question for the ethics office" Pane 2 - Wally is in his cubicle and is looking directly at the reader. "If my co-worker has a Pentium and I only have a 386, is it okay to run over his foot in the parking lot?" Pane 3 - Wally is in a red car about to move towards the camera and over Dilbert's foot. "It seemed like a long-shot when I asked"

Always check with corporate

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Nobody will hire me despite my degree from Trump University…

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A roadside billboard of an old person sick in bed and another person holding their hand. The billboard says "Our subscribers" and "New Burbage" and "Don't bother". There is a green label at the bottom of the sign that says "frog hammer".

Dear Froghammer:

I couldn't get tickets because of the enormous queue of goths who responded to this ad.

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A skeet by me for the Meowl Madness hashtag game ProposalDosAndDonts on Bluesky. DO: Hire me or one of my brethren to deliver the ring! [ring, owl, sparkle emojis] DON'T: Not hire me or one of my brethren to deliver the ring! [owl, angry emojis] [image of a barn owl perched on the corner of a desk with a bouquet of white flowers near it]

A screenshot from Google, of People.com "Owl Ring Bearer Flies Off with Couple's Wedding Rings During Ceremony", and an image of a barn owl perched on a wood post.

I hired you or one of your brethren, and one of you owly bastards flew off with the rings!

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🦉 <- Has set up loads of businesses through hashtag games. Go on, hire me or one of my brethren!

Original post on mastodon.world

Dear Acme Corp,

All the products I order from your catalog like Acme Anvils, Acme Dynamite, Acme Axle Grease, Acme Invisible Paint, Acme Giant Rubber Bands, Acme Rocket Powered Roller Skates, Acme Dehydrated Boulders and Acme Jet-Propelled Pogo Stick, always backfire!

Yours truly,

Wile E […]

I ordered raktajino & got capuccino. My plomeek soup became tiramisu. Instead of prime rib, I got bithool gagh, which ran for its life. Maintenance of this replimat has gone downhill since Rom became Grand Nagus.

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The Owl House - Eda and her Human Collectibles business

The Owl House - Eda has labeled a dish of random stuff as "HUMAN CANDY! (????)", among the stuff identifiable are 2 AA batteries, a ring with a diamond like gem, a pink eraser, a number 13 billiard ball.

This human candy doesn't contain human, does it? Man, those humans have strong teeth! AHHH! These tube ones are burning my tongue!

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The sign said soul food cafe? This is obviously the colonel’s greasy bucket—old white man with a soul patch. And I said toast not biscuits! No respect from the staff, not even a little.

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Arrested Development - characters fighting outside the Bluths' banana stand.

All I wanted was a frozen banana, but they were more interested in brawling, wtf.

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Acme, Inc.

Dear Sir or Madam:

I must register a firm objection to your Iron Anvil™ product. As a material body, I had expected it would accelerate under the influence of gravity to the tune of 9.81 m/s² when liberated from all support. Experiment has proven me wrong.

I would recommend […]