I just spilled half a container of superworms (think huge, fatty mealworms) in my lap and did not react in any way that would scare Cookie. So that's a thing I can do. #ThisIsMyLifeNow #CookieTheDragon

A bearded dragon lays in a comically awkward position on her belly on a fake log, with her tail and one hind leg stretched out and bent backwards and upwards, resting on a slate basking platform, while the other dangles freely in the air

She cracks me up #CookieTheDragon