Ya know where she got the title? #coolstory
One of my good friends has a brother who’s married to a woman who looks a lot like Ms. Kendrick. They started dating about the same time the actress became famous. That dude’s wife is such an unpleasant miserable person it’s always clouded how I look at Ms. Kendrick. #coolstory
Thought it was Wednesday. It is Tuesday my dudes. #coolstory
Assumed: an unfortunate looking Pop-Tart.
"@KelloggsUS @PopTartsUS just bought these cookie dough poptarts from @homebargains but the tarts inside are all hot fudge Sunday ones..? 🤦🏼♂️ #coolstory"
-gjc_cook
Sun Oct 09 2022
#unpopulartarts
Like fr, we’re talking about THE MASTODON TL‼️🙄
“Oh my instance is de-federated, oh I’m an intellectual with 4+ degrees ✨🧠💭✨‼️ I’m the smartest person in *every* room 🤙”
#CoolStory, but nobody cares‼️That ain’t a social media platform — that’s a group chat pretending to be something more‼️ 🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵
Excited for you! I've seen him once.. somewhere "up north" during my lost decade. #coolstory
Oh, also, I think I dreamt about you last night. We were doing something absurd but I can't remember what. #CoolStory
Last weekend I did but didn’t meet @fishy808.bsky.social.
Hesitant to share details but the comedy value is strong.
#coolstory
Today my last day of work til January 5th! #CoolStory
“I’m really sorry for everything I put you through”. Amazing to have such remorse despite being dead since 2009. Thanks Adam, glad to know you’re still thinking of me in the astral plane, plaguing my dreams with your guilt. #coolstory
4th day RUSSIAN STORYTIME (from Syberia)
Вчера начал смотреть дораму про убийц-психопатов
Сегодня последний день когда курьер может приехать, иначе он отвезёт мою посылку обратно, люблю всратый сервис DPD (SeemsGood) #Twitch #Smile
#russianlanguage #coolstory #deliver #doram
So you didn't get the books. And you don't know what's in the stuff that they tried to hide for 75 years. But you're gonna rely on that ground up there, huh? As your conclusive evidence that they're not killing and disabling these people?
#coolstory
third day (night) RUSSIAN STORYTIME (from Syberia)
Это моя боль, не дающая мне спать
#russianlanguage #coolstory #game #SoT
second day RUSSIAN STORYTIME (from Syberia)
Сегодня вторник, проснулся чуть раньше, но всё равно рыбалка в Sea of Thieves меня не отпускает, просыпаться было холодно 🥶
#russianlanguage #coolstory #game
At a old job we toured a factory where they make these. Got bags of free samples. #coolstory
I’m deep in my “The Wire” rewatch. Season 2 is so necessary, don’t care what anyone has to say. #coolstory
A high school kid hit my car at low speed in November and that probably would’ve been that police-wise if his mother hadn’t insisted we go to a station and file a report (I think as a learning experience for him?)
#coolstory
Professor Anne Chao’s bucketlist dream was to ‘meet’ Alan Turing. She got to do that recently when visiting Manchester after a @BritishEcolSoc meeting #coolstory #ESAus18
How bout some #RTW trip? Just need proper name. RT @jordanaxani: Don't fail me now, internet: www.reddit.com/r/travel/comments/2l3g3v... #coolstory