Dear My Employer's Personnel Department,
You profess to be concerned about high stress amongst the employees within your demesne. If you are going to book meetings about "Stress Management" one idea to not compound the problem you purport to desire to mitigate is to _not book meetings into the […]
Somebody should also investigate the crooks at #PfIPartnerIslington scamming #islingtonCouncilTaxpayers for millions with #shoddyworkmanship & #CorporateBullshit
#WFH is just better. #corporate #corporatebullshit #dothedishe
5 logos on a transparent background. They are arranged in 2 rows. Top row has the Microsoft Teams logo from October 2025 and the MSN Messenger logo from version 5.0 from October 2002. Both logo's can be described as a 2 abstract human shapes consisting of a sphere over a body. Textured with a gradient to give a more 3d impression. One is bigger to appear more in the foreground, the other smaller and more in the background. Teams is purple, MSN messenger is greenblue. The Teams logo has a white T on a purple rounded square background placed front bottom left. MSN messenger has a 4 color blue red green yellow butterfly in the same space. Below this are three variants that place the T from the Teams logo over the butterfly of the MSN messenger logo. left one has a big T covering all off the butterfly. Central one has the same size T as the current teams logo. Right one has the T in a rough butterfly fold shape. The joke is that the new MS Teams logo looks similar to the old MSN messenger logo. Design has come full circle from 3d inspired gradient to flattened back to 3d inspired gradient.
The All New MSN Teams Logo
#Microsoft #Microsoft365 #MSN #MSNMessenger #escargot #design #FrutigerAero #logo #meme #memes #CorporateBullshit
O #auchan diz-se "militante do bom, são e local". Belas palavras.
Os atos: loja no Algarve; só vende laranjas... sul-africanas.
#CorporateBullshit
How do I book in 2 hours spent looking at my to do list while waiting on a colleague to get out of a meeting so I can ask them a question so I can do the things on the to do list?
#corpo #corporate #CorporateBullshit
Corporate instruction videos be like "person does this extremely bad and illegal thing, was it okay?"
#CorporateBullshit #corporate
Ich hasse dieses "Machen Sie sich keine Sorgen - ich bin für Sie da" oder "kann ich noch was für Sie tun?" Im schlechten Deutsch in den Telefonhotlines von großen Anbietern wie @Amazon, @Getyourguide & co. Kümmer dich bitte einfach ums f*kin Problem und laber mich nicht voll!!! #corporatebullshit
#livenation
#rogers
#rogersstadium
#corporategreed
#corporatebullshit
#dysfunction
#poorplanning
#lackofrespect
7/
“a very enthusiastic lack of interest” wasn't on my corporate jargon bingo card.
#TIL #CorporateBullshit
Town hall with our CEO today. This comes the week after we fired a bunch of our leads and managers in middle management to “save money”.
Last town hall, before November, we asked how the election could change things. He said absolutely NOTHING would change…
#CorporateBullshit #TrumpEconomy
Every time I read about current tech, it makes me mad at work. Modern standards and best practices make life easier and that seems to be why we don't do them.
#softwareDevelopment #corporateBullshit
#Cancer water?
Older #NPR article:
www.npr.org/2023/06/30/1...
Propaganda:
www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
#Workplacesafety #corporatecruelty #fertilizer #desantis #lungcancer #florida #WTFpolitics #Airquality #GROUNDWATER #pollution #corporatebullshit
#news
Is "financial engineering" #corporate #newspeak for "cooking the books"?
#economics #business #CorporateBullshit
Waiting for my branch of the company to acknowledge big ugly news from the sibling branch and it's really irritating how careful they're being.
At this rate we're going to get it reflected back to us from the public news stream before our managers say anything.
#CorporateBullshit
Bambu has been making some typically-corporate shit decisions lately. This sums it up pretty well:
#3DPrinting #Bambu #CorporateBullshit
Relevant to #AI #Meta #Facebook #instagram #corporatebullshit #authenticity #deceit #generativeAI
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/0...
#CorporateBullshit ahhhhhh 😖
Over ½ of Long Posts on LinkedIn are Likely AI-Generated Since ChatGPT Launched – Originality.AI #linkedin #corporatebullshit #personalbranling #communication #generativeai #llms
A screenshot of a LinkedIn post by PiperStrangeArt. The content of the posts says: "Hi LinkedIn! I'm Piper, and I'm available for all kinds of illustrative tomfoolery. LinkedIn is a strange and confusing world when you're an artist who does not look like a shiny corporate business person, and is instead 10 rats in a trenchcoat, but if you can overlook the nonsense I am actually a pretty great illustrator person that would probably smash your next project out of the park. #newbusiness #art #illustrator #IsThisHowYouLinkedIn" Underneath shows a blue banner with the text Piper Strange Art, and "Bespoke illustration", with a drawing of a cartoon Piper.
I am so good at linkedin. The best, even.
#LinkedIn #MarketingGenius #CorporateBullshit #IHateCapitalism
