The Ontological Dualism of Sentient Baseballs: Pain, Purpose, and Identity in an Object-Driven Existence By: The Zeitgeist Panel of Peculiar Perspectives

Reddit asked: Do baseballs want to be hit?

We investigated, and let’s just say the story will suck you in like it did our reporter. How? Read and find out. ⚾️💥 #TheZeitgeist #AbsurdReflections #ExistentialSports #CosmicAbsurdity #PhilosophicalFoul #StrangeButFalse

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