What's The Tea? BiFelicia319 Chapter 23 Summary: Blitzø and Stolas adjust to the beginnings of their new normal and things sure do happen! CW/TW for trauma triggers during sexy tiems If you missed our Update Message, BlitzyRodeo did some 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 artwork for Chapter 14 that we are SO in love with!!! Please, please, please, I am shamelessly begging y'all to go check it out (either on the chapter or at their link above) and go give Blitzy all the props and love! * She did such an amazing job and we are obsessed with it!
Blitzø had no idea he could feel so relieved at the normalcy that surrounded his shop that first morning back. Between the reports from Moxxie as well as the various team members supplied by Fizz and Ozzie, the media attention surrounding the shop had begun to finally wane a little a few days before he and Stolas had planned on returning. Blitzø would take every good second of normalcy they could get, knowing it wouldn't likely last terribly long. As soon as word got out that he and Stolas were back at the shop, it would be a swarm again. But hey, speaking of normal? "Heeeyyy, Denise! You want your yoozh?" Denise's smile was especially chipper this morning as she greeted him. "Welcome back, Blitzø! The coffee just ain't the same when you're not here! Yes, I'd like my usual now that you're back to make it and ohmygawd, honey, how is that handsome man of yours?!" "Gaw-dayamn, Dee, did you get coffee somewhere else before you came in?" Blitzø teased as he started her Deathwish Dark Mocha. "You sure you still want those extra three shots?"
"Boy?!" Denise barked right on cue, to Blitzø's ever chaotic delight, "you know good and well that if I don't get my extra shots, someone's gonna get extra-shot!" "I'll keep that in mind if I ever need to wield you against my enemies!" he cackled back. "I'll just withhold your shots and then point, 'Look, Denise, that motherheifer over there said you didn't deserve your coffee today."" He turned around to hand Denise her drink and was pleased to see her leaning against the counter wheezing with mirth! "You would, Blitzø!" she laughed before taking a deep, heavenly swig of her morning functionality. "Ahhh, it's perfect again!" she crowed with happiness! "Bless Moxxie, I know how much he hates to go off recipe. "Hey, y'all really expanding to include tea like I've been hearing?" Blitzø's answering grin was huge. "We found the teas we wanna start with; now we just gotta get some other shit sorted out, like equipment, shuffling the layout around back here a little bit, updating the menu design. Don't worry, we'll keep you posted!"
"You better, Blitzø! I been griping at y'all to add tea since you opened!" "Thank you!" Stolas hollered from where he'd clearly been listening in the kitchen. "I told you the day we met that this was false advertising, darling!" Blitzø beheld his boyfriend leaning cheekily around the wall to tease. "Yeah, yeah, get your fine ass back to work, Fancy Pants!" Blitzø stuck his tongue out at him. "Not my fault you couldn't appreciate a good pun!" "The pun would have provoked more appreciation if you had simply carried teeeea!" Stolas sassed in singsong, complete with Broadway-esque vibrato! "Well, we're getting tea now!" Blitzø shot back, leaping into the spirit of their little "quarrel" with unobstructed glee while Denise watched and sipped, looking very Cheshire about the whole scene! "So, get off my dick!" "No fair!" Stolas at once cried foul. "You can't say shit like that to me knowing full well I can't think of a safe-for-work retort!" He leaned back around the wall to throw-flick water at Blitzø, who hid behind his hands, cackling raucously!
So, we were a wee bit busy last night!
Exhibit A: We finally posted Ch 23 of #WhatsTheTea last night and it’s the first day back to their new normal for #Stolitz!
#CoffeeshopAU #CozyRomanceWithASideOfTrauma #StolitzFics #HelluvaFics #HelluvaBoss #HumanStolitz
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