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We got a flyer saying this was going to be a thing, and we’d get a food waste bin. Nothing since.

Still, not surprising from a Deform council that couldn’t be bollocked to collect garden bins the very second they got in. #CraftyWank was too busy lying about police advice and not going to meetings 🤬

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#AlwaysWanking #CraftyWank

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I see ReformUKs representative on #bbcaq tomorrow is Darren #CraftyWank Grimes.
After the public school educated barra' boy Tom Skinner on #bbcqt tonight ReformUK must be desperate to find panelists.

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Some jokes just write themselves. #craftywank

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It’s almost as though some utter gobsh1te repeatedly tries to makes a living - seeking to create animosity and hate, Eh, #CraftyWank?

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He's odious, the use of AI here like that is odious and grim, but like a stopped clock #craftywank is right about the issues of people with complex needs being dumped in County Durham, in area least equipped to cope with an influx of people...

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Just because *someone* has to use this hashtag every time there's a post involving Darren Grimes #CraftyWank

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🤣🤣 #CraftyWank

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#Craftywank mistakenly believes he matters.

Confederate underwear is a magnificent touch 😉

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I genuinely could not remember his name until after I'd posted that - all I could think of was his nickname #CraftyWank

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#craftywank

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a woman wearing a blue jacket stands in front of a british flag ALT: a woman wearing a blue jacket stands in front of a british flag

Presumably he performed all those deletions single-handedly. #CraftyWank

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#CraftyWank

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Nothing to see here from #CraftyWank.

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#craftywank

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#craftywank

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Now, now, Andrew.

It's not true.

It's. Not. True.

IT'S NOT TRUE.

It remains, however, fucking funny, as it's just the sort of thing he'd do.

#craftywank
#grimes

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Given that Grimes is in charge, they should change that sign to "Land of the Bashed Bishops"

#craftywank
#yesIknowitwasfalse

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What is the fucking point of that whiny little clown Darren Grimes? It’s like if Enoch Powell and Frank Spencer were in “Freaky Friday.” #craftywank

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Was the LLM powering the AI that produced this informed by Darren Grimes's wank bank?

#craftywank

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Cuh, you get caught wanking into *one* sock and they start scrutinising you.

#craftywank

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Oh, I thought Grimes' real name was Crafty Wank. You live and learn.

#CraftyWank

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How will he pay for the box of tissues he needs each day 🤔

#CraftyWank

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#CraftyWank gets a spanking...https://youtu.be/tSbKM5xilqI?si=ZNM741WUewKU8F28

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80's Scandals - Kenny Everett 'Let's bomb Russia'.
80's Scandals - Kenny Everett 'Let's bomb Russia'. YouTube video by ScallywagsTV2

#craftywank

youtu.be/F-g1exgkHsU?...

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Do we think he was being crafty under gbnews desks and they got fed up with the cleaning? #craftywank #darrengrimes

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#craftywank levels of perfection 🤣

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I'll bet my last 27p that he's having a cheeky tug under that desk...
#craftywank

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🥵🥵🔥. Can't beat a cheeky work wank ✊🏻💦💦💦 #wank #jerk #tradie #trade #craftywank #workplacewank #toilet #tattooed #shaved #cum #cumshot

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