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A few ducklings about #crapNaturePhotography

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#crapnaturephotography #carpnaturephotography

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A flooded meadow. Four herons. I have drawn red circles around them to aid the viewer. Largely blue sky.

A flooded meadow. Four herons. I have drawn red circles around them to aid the viewer. Largely blue sky.

Herons. #CrapNaturePhotography

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A Silver Birch tree silhouetted against a grey sky. There is a Crow with 2 Magpies slightly below it. Another Magpie sits off to the right.

A Silver Birch tree silhouetted against a grey sky. There is a Crow with 2 Magpies slightly below it. Another Magpie sits off to the right.

There's a bit of aggro going on in the neighbouring garden. Two Magpies are pulling the tail feathers of a Crow who seems only slightly bothered. A second Crow has just turned up and there's some cawing.

I looked again a few minutes later and they'd all gone […]

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Four deer in a field beyond a hedge. I have drawn red circles to help the viewer.

Four deer in a field beyond a hedge. I have drawn red circles to help the viewer.

Deer. #CrapNaturePhotography

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Photo of bird in a tree seen through a tangle of branches. Red circle has been drawn to help the viewer.

Photo of bird in a tree seen through a tangle of branches. Red circle has been drawn to help the viewer.

Woodpecker. #birds #CrapNaturePhotography

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An expansive view. I have circled the ponies in red to help the viewer.

An expansive view. I have circled the ponies in red to help the viewer.

New Forest Ponies. #CrapNaturePhotography

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Some water birds in a lagoon.

Some water birds in a lagoon.

Birds. #CrapNaturePhotography

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A tranquil forest path is surrounded by leafless trees and a carpet of fallen leaves.

A tranquil forest path is surrounded by leafless trees and a carpet of fallen leaves.

A sunlit forest path is bordered by tall, leafless trees, with scattered fallen leaves covering the ground.

A sunlit forest path is bordered by tall, leafless trees, with scattered fallen leaves covering the ground.

A flock of birds flies across a cloudy sky framed by leafless trees.

A flock of birds flies across a cloudy sky framed by leafless trees.

A narrow path covered in fallen leaves winds through a forest with tall, leafless trees.

A narrow path covered in fallen leaves winds through a forest with tall, leafless trees.

Bright but chilly circuit of #Royden punctuated by coffee at Benty’s and a Big Wing flyby. #crapNaturePhotography

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A black and white cat by a black compost bin.

A black and white cat by a black compost bin.

I spy with my little eye, #allotment cat. @allotments #CrapNaturePhotography

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A zoomed in photo of a dead tree among other trees. A red kite is visible above the tree line. But there are many more about.

A zoomed in photo of a dead tree among other trees. A red kite is visible above the tree line. But there are many more about.

There are loads of red kites sitting in this dead tree. Honest guv. #CrapNaturePhotography

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A large flock of birds is flying across a cloudy sky above some trees.

A large flock of birds is flying across a cloudy sky above some trees.

A flock of birds is flying in the sky above a rural landscape with fields and trees.

A flock of birds is flying in the sky above a rural landscape with fields and trees.

A large flock of birds flies over a grassy field with a row of tall trees in the background.

A large flock of birds flies over a grassy field with a row of tall trees in the background.

A flock of birds is flying over a grassy field near a body of water with trees in the background.

A flock of birds is flying over a grassy field near a body of water with trees in the background.

Small flock of godwits being harassed by raptor this morning #crapnaturephotography

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A poor quality photograph of a bird of prey, probably a Sparrowhawk, standing amongst a mass of white and grey feathers. It's between the lower branches of a Laurel Bush.

A poor quality photograph of a bird of prey, probably a Sparrowhawk, standing amongst a mass of white and grey feathers. It's between the lower branches of a Laurel Bush.

Bluesky interpreted my Mastodon Content Warning as "Graphic" and didn't display the photo.

The video is a bit more graphic. 😬

#CrapNaturePhotography

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A poor quality photograph of a bird of prey, probably a Sparrowhawk, standing amongst a mass of white and grey feathers. It's between the lower branches of a Laurel Bush.

A poor quality photograph of a bird of prey, probably a Sparrowhawk, standing amongst a mass of white and grey feathers. It's between the lower branches of a Laurel Bush.

[Bird enjoying its lunch of another bird.]

It's lunchtime in my back garden. Pigeon is on the menu. The Sparrowhawk seems quite peckish.

There's a large collection of feathers about 5 metres away so I'm assuming it didn't fancy eating out in the open.

#CrapNaturePhotography

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A photo looking up a shallow river towards a stone bridge. A grey heron is nearest to the left. A white one a bit further on in the centre. Have drawn red circles to aid the viewer.

A photo looking up a shallow river towards a stone bridge. A grey heron is nearest to the left. A white one a bit further on in the centre. Have drawn red circles to aid the viewer.

Two herons at #Rousham. One of them a bit swanky. #CrapNaturePhotography

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Two deer in a sloping field of stubble. Framed by a tree. Red circle to aid viewer

Two deer in a sloping field of stubble. Framed by a tree. Red circle to aid viewer

Deer. #CrapNaturePhotography

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Two buzzards above the house in a clear blue sky. Red circle to aid the viewer.

Two buzzards above the house in a clear blue sky. Red circle to aid the viewer.

Red kites have ruled the roost around here. But it looks like the buzzards are muscling their way in. #birds #CrapNaturePhotography

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Cormorant a bit of a fixture lately #crapNaturePhotography

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A heron. I think. Its quite a long distance away in a shallow river in front of a stone bridge. Loads of trees on both sides and in the background. Have drawn red circle to aid the viewer.

A heron. I think. Its quite a long distance away in a shallow river in front of a stone bridge. Loads of trees on both sides and in the background. Have drawn red circle to aid the viewer.

Heron. #CrapNaturePhotography

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Green shed. Rat next to it on gravel. Red circle to aid viewer.

Green shed. Rat next to it on gravel. Red circle to aid viewer.

Rat. #CrapNaturePhotography

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A male Blackbird sitting on a fence. Not standing, sitting. He seems to be having a break from life's chores and routine.
Tatty grey wooden fence. Lots of greenery behind.

A male Blackbird sitting on a fence. Not standing, sitting. He seems to be having a break from life's chores and routine. Tatty grey wooden fence. Lots of greenery behind.

Mr Blackbird is having a chilled out morning.

#CrapNaturePhotography

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Cow's arse in middle distance across a river. Silver birch on opposite bank.

Cow's arse in middle distance across a river. Silver birch on opposite bank.

Cow's arse. #CrapNaturePhotography

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Two hares nibbling grass in a field, behind which some houses and trees are visible.

Two hares nibbling grass in a field, behind which some houses and trees are visible.

The other day I got a flat and had to push my bike 5K home, which meant I got to see these beautiful hares up close and personal in a field. Sadly, there's a limit to what one can do with a phone camera, and it doesn't give the impression of just how close they felt. #CrapNaturePhotography

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I finally got a pic of the kingfisher. A crap pic is still a pic.

#CrapNaturePhotography

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Four ducks are foraging on a grassy area near some vegetation.

Four ducks are foraging on a grassy area near some vegetation.

A heron crosses a narrow road lined with lush green trees and grass under a blue sky with a few clouds.

A heron crosses a narrow road lined with lush green trees and grass under a blue sky with a few clouds.

A heron is flying in front of dense green foliage.

A heron is flying in front of dense green foliage.

This afternoon I finally got a photo of the very flighty heron. It does its best to appear nonchalant as it crosses the road ahead of me before taking to the air and heading back in the direction of the mere (and ducklings). Fairly #crapNaturePhotography

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Photo of a heron flying across a large pond. Unfortunately taken through railings. Have drawn red circle to help the viewer.

Photo of a heron flying across a large pond. Unfortunately taken through railings. Have drawn red circle to help the viewer.

Anyway...#heron #CrapNaturePhotography

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Ducks on the grass in the park

Ducks on the grass in the park

All the guys* have turned up to watch the three-legged race.

*Y'alls for those who those who don't approve of the word guys.

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It's a small deer on a track next to a hedge quite far away. Walking away from the camera

It's a small deer on a track next to a hedge quite far away. Walking away from the camera

Tiny baby deer. #CrapNaturePhotography

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View from a bridge down into a slightly murky stream. I have drawn a red circle to aid the viewer.

View from a bridge down into a slightly murky stream. I have drawn a red circle to aid the viewer.

Crayfish. #CrapNaturePhotography

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