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#Crew96 Je me suis fait larguer. (Look zit up, you swine dogz).

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Come out to our first watch party of the season at the Pour House! #Crew96

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Power Rankings Viz thru MD5:

The gap between playoff and non-playoff teams in the east appears to be pretty stark. The final spots in the west are much more variable.

Luckiest Team: 95th Percentile - DC United #VamosUnited
Unluckiest Team: 1st Percentile - Columbus Crew #Crew96

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Been thinking about what would be the funniest true identity of the #Crew96 Rhino and I’ve landed on Shrek of @acesradio.bsky.social infamy as the correct answer.

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MLS NEXT PRO: Chattanooga FC vs Columbus Crew 2 | March 28, 2026 YouTube video by Major League Soccer

Capys are on: PULL THE FFFFF UP

#Crew96 #CapyTimeYouIdiots

www.youtube.com/live/o59Er8d...

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Starting XI for Crew 2!

Nico Rincon dons the armband for the fist time.

Heffess and Taylor get their first starts.

Ewing and Bonos may debute.

#CapyCrew | #Crew96 | #MLSNP

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MLS NEXT PRO: Chattanooga FC vs Columbus Crew 2 | March 28, 2026 YouTube video by Major League Soccer

Here’s the link for today’s game broadcast!

www.youtube.com/live/o59Er8d...

#CapyCrew | #Crew96 | #MLSNP

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a soccer player wearing a black and yellow jersey that says oakland on it ALT: a soccer player wearing a black and yellow jersey that says oakland on it

Let's go Maximus let's go! #crew96 #usmnt

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Rumors are swirling that Tim Bezbatchenko may return to the Haslam Sports Group.

Bezbatchenko was named the President and General Manager of the Crew in 2019. In 2024 he left and moved to Black Knight Football Club to take the position as director of the club.

Source - Crewrhino

#MLS #Crew96

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Only one current Crew player was alive 30 years ago and rooting for the yellow soccer team: Evan Bush.

On April 13, 1996, a 10-year-old Evan Bush was among the thousands of fans across the state and in the Shoe rooting for the Crew as they shut out DC United 4-0.

#Crew96 #EvanBush #MLS

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Impossible for #Crew96 to lose today 🎉

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Whoa, super special guest coming out of NOWHERE! Big thanks for taking time out of your day!

#Crew96 #Mars40J69

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I’d love to be wrong but with nothing from people with league sources I’m assuming this failed.

If it got over the line before the window closed the league office should know about it by now.

Assuming interest was real when did we start working on this? Not getting it done is pathetic.

#Crew96

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This same walkway. #Crew96 😢
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Nope. Not going to do _anything_ that puts money in the pockets of someone who wants members of my family to disappear.

I've spent a ton of energy on #crew96 over the years, but this makes me want the Nordecke to be empty. I hope you're proud of yourselves.

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The Weekly Dis A deep dive into Haslam Sports Group's bid for an NWSL expansion franchise, the week that was and much more

New edition of The Weekly Dis, free to all, posts and hits subscribers' inboxes early Sat. a.m. Have a nice day. #Crew96 #CBJ
www.thedisrespected.com/p/bd9539cf-3...

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Nordecke: Hangs “Protect Trans Kids” banner in the stadium

Also Nordecke: “Come to an event built around the creation of an author who uses income from said creation to promote anti-trans legislation & who says that she takes promotion of said creation as tacit agreement w/her views.” jfc

#crew96

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Ginther confident in nearly $500 million plan to lure NWSL team to Columbus Columbus Mayor Andrew Ginther says a public-private partnership worth millions is still in the works to bring a NWSL team to the city.

“The owner group seeking a NWSL team, including Jimmy and Dee Haslam, the majority owners of the Crew and the Cleveland Brown, intend to spend somewhere between $400 million and $450 million to secure a franchise, according to Ginther”

#NWSLtoCbus #Crew96

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Whyyyyy is #crew96 doing a Harry Potter night??? I'm so so tired of this shit.
READ ANOTHER BOOK
WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE

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What the actual fuck @nordecke.com #Crew96

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Ever wondered what goes into creating tifos and banners get an inside look at the process with a behind-the-scenes view.
Don’t miss this in person at the next crew 2 and first team game.
A special thanks to everyone @nordecke for the help!!!

#columbuscrew2#columbuscrew#mlsnp

#CapyCrew | #Crew96

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Since I keep getting asked about the rumor of Tim Bezbatchenko returning to #Crew96, here is what I can say. It sounds like something is going on between Bezbatchenko and HSH. How far along discussions are or what exactly that role is, I don't know.

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tldr; #crew96

-Morgan is wrong
-Man who has mated with an eagle tries to describe motorcycle reproduction 🏍️
-If Pam holds the button down can she see tubes with butts only?
-Hunt the crynoceros 🦏
-AIPAC replaces Frankie Hejduk during pre-game

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Mars runs 40!

Dunc the HUNK!!

#Crew96 #Mars40OuncesToFreedom

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1 man can save us.
Make the call Poch.

#usmnt
#crew96

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Bez is back!

Bez is back!

#Crew96

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a man in a suit and glasses is walking down a street . ALT: a man in a suit and glasses is walking down a street .

#Crew96

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Who and what is Crew Rhino? And like who and what are their sources? #crew96

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Embrace the climb. Enjoy the journey 👊 #Crew96

Embrace the climb. Enjoy the journey 👊 #Crew96

Embrace the climb. Enjoy the journey 👊

#Crew96 | @OhioHealth
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a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening .. Alt: Can it be true?

Can it be true? #crew96

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