Yes! And then there could be wheelchair jousting contests. Bodysuits that zap anyone who tries to touch you could be useful too, and could poss be combined with a TENS machine to double as pain relief. Maybe add catapult to rollators? Or some other useful modification (Then time for #Cripheist, obv)
My favourite film genres:
5 I'm a geek but give me a makeover & people will realise I'm hot/fun
4 Philosophical questions tackled in accessible way
3 Dinosaurs (esp if accurate)
2 Big questions tackled through weird art/song
1 Bad people get their comeuppance thanks to misfit heist team #Cripheist
(The 1st rule of #CripHeist is to talk about it LOADS. That way, people won't realise it's entirely serious. Yep, very serious indeed. No joking around going on here at all. Hiding in plain sight to destroy ableism and create #Criptopia via heisting. Young EDSers - we may need your bendiness. Game?)
"A search is underway for more than 30 fragments of the ancient Stone of Destiny after they separated from the ancient artefact following its famous theft from Westminster Abbey and secret repair."
Who's up for a #CripHeist? www.msn.com/en-gb/news/u...
Write it! Make it! Any bits of your #CripHeist you can share without giving too much away to People Who Should Not Know About CripHeist?
Been mulling a #CripHeist for a LONG time. EDS = bendy people for laser dodging. Wheelies as path blockers. Deaf location scouts as better attention to detail. ADHD hyperfixers for planning. People w/ prosthetics to stash the loot. All signing as few know sign so great for comms. But what to #heist?
All bosses should be like @johnrogers.bsky.social Recommend all #disabled (& enabled) people watch #Leverage (which is an *fab* show - great pain distraction) Also, maybe we should plan a #CripHeist? When you're invisible, you can get away with a lot... #DisabilitySky #NEISVoid #Disability #CripCoop
If you haven't seen #Leverage, watch it. Amazing script, cast, ideas, politics and heisting. (On which note, anyone up for a #CripHeist?)
I love heist/con genre too. Which are your favourites? I'm a big fan of Leverage & The Thomas Crown Affair (both versions). More importantly, if we have a #CripHeist, what's your role? I could do 'backroom operations' - research and planning from bed. If I hyperfix, think I could plan much heisting
