Newly released footage of Canadian PM Mark Carney's thought process leading up to his landmark speech in Davos.
"You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." ๐ช๐๐
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Weekend activity: infiltrating conspiracy theory groups to make them stupider. "I keep trying to get autism the the vaccines DON'T WORK"
[May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.]
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Exactly.
The old Nazis were great at gaining and retaining power. Just not so great at conquering Russia. Do what they did! Get Realpolitik!
(Youโll notice this account tends towards satire: the management advice suggested in posts containing #CrisisManaged is always epically bad. As is this one)
Y'all are trippin'. Establishment Dems are right: You do what the other guys didโcopy-paste
Because it brought them to power & THAT's the whole point!
Only then do you push policies that might save us from imminent collapseโฆbut only if it doesn't mess with your ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ต๐ข๐ช๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ power #CrisisManaged
Correction: There are now fifty ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ways to leave your lover, per @mygumsarebleeding.bsky.social
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Trump wants to eliminate term limits, I say we let him. He wants to wage a coup? We can do that too.
#BringBackObama
#FuckKetchup
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I have so many questions.
No, I lied. I only have one: Why?
"Because people might get tired crossing the Granville Bridge"
Fair. But what's with the wheelchair accessibility ramp?
"People in wheelchairs get tired too".
Butโฆ they're already sittiโ "THE BENCH IS FOR EVERYONE"
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I have so many questions.
No, I lied. I only have one: Why?
"Because people might get tired crossing the Granville Bridge"
Fair. But what's with the wheelchair accessibility ramp?
"People in wheelchairs get tired too".
Butโฆ they're already sittiโ "THE BENCH IS FOR EVERYONE"
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House to close early to avoid Epstein vote.
๐๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ: Why?
๐๐๐: "Reasons".
๐๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ: Which?
๐๐๐: "SEE? IT'S JUST AS WE SAID: A WITCH HUNT!"
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Lessons are meant to be taught, not learned. [๐๐ฆ๐ฆ: ๐๐ญ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ฆ, ๐๐๐๐๐โฆ]
If you bring a dehydrated horse to the river, and it refused to drink, shoot it in the head and have some Paardenrookvlees for supper. #CrisisManaged
๐๐: ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฅ๐ท๐ฐ๐ค๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ท๐ช๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ ๐ข๐จ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ๐ด๐ต ๐๐: ๐ฉ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐ข ๐ด๐ฏ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ, ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ข ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ด๐ฆ
You know whyyy "keep blades dull" isn't a rule of thumb?
"Is it because you can't call it that if you lost both thumbs smashing dull blades into them after having had them bounce off the thin skin of very ripe tomatoes?"
Uh, no. It's because a dull knife rarely makes the cut. #CrisisManaged
It's like they teach in med school: it's not a problem if you ignore it.
"They teach that in med school?"
If not, they should.
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How does the expression go? See no evil, there be no evil?
"Close enough"
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โ We did it! We ended climate change!
โ How?!
โ By shutting down the website
โ So... you solved the burning inferno by pulling out the batteries from the fire alarm.
โ Correct!
โ Well done.
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๐ฏ We can be quick to label people idiots.
โฆMostly because most people are idiots.
Here is my litmus test: "Is this person wasting my time?" I block as soon as it becomes clear that the answer is a resounding yes.
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Meanwhile, sunglasses don't prevent crippling COVID-induced neurological, metabolic & systemic injury. #LongCOVID
So banning sunglasses while allowing respirators really is a win-win:
โข ICE gets to illegally detain innocent people;
โข Said victims get to keep their long-term health. #CrisisManaged
โ Destroy God's creation out of selfishness.
โ Deny God's gift of reason out of greed.
โ Mock God's compassion out of hubris.
โ Ask God to save you from the hell on earth you yourself created and continue to devastate.
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โ Destroy God's creation out of selfishness.
โ Deny God's gift of reason out of greed.
โ Mock God's compassion out of hubris.
โ Ask God to save you from the hell on earth you yourself created and continue to devastate.
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โEveryone feels like a fool and regrets the decision. I personally didnโt vote in the last election, and neither did my parents. AT THIS POINT, I BELIEVE THERE ARE BAD PEOPLE ON THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT,โ Gardner added.
#5MonthsPregnant #HusbandDetained #BlameTrump #ButAlsoTheLeft #CrisisManaged
THE HOUSING CRISIS AND ITS ARCHITECTS In 2025, the average Toronto home costs nearly $1.2 million - while the average household earns just $84,000 a year. In 20 years, the price-to-income ratio has more than doubled, pushing home ownership out of reach for an entire generation. This did not happen by accident. It is the result of policies enacted by Toronto Council that crippled our cityโs growth. Political cowardice - Keeping property taxes low for those comfortably housed and shifting the burden onto new buyers through skyrocketing development charges. Surrendering to NIMBYs - A handful of vocal homeowners - armed with time and privilege - dictate policy for millions. Density? Affordable housing? Sixplexes? Not in their backyard. Council obliges. Lack of leadership - Terrified of being held accountable, councillors hide behind endless studies and reports, kicking the can down the road. Meanwhile, prices soar and young families leave. In March 2025, Council voted to raise their own salaries to $170,588, insulating themselves from the affordability crisis of their own making. They also voted to name this park after one of their own, a fiercely anti-development councillor who was the embodiment of Councilโs worst impulses. During her long tenure, she delayed construction projects, disparaged pro-housing advocates during public consultations, and blocked every attempt to build a more inclusive city. By memorializing her, the Council has once again sent out a clear message - this is a city for wealthy property owners, and anyone else can pitch a tent. Just not here - they made that illegal as well. Erected by Toronto Future Heritage Society - Saving us from those who are โsaving Torontoโ
THE HOUSING CRISIS AND ITS ARCHITECTS In 2025, the average Toronto home costs nearly $1.2 million - while the average household earns just $84,000 a year. In 20 years, the price-to-income ratio has more than doubled, pushing home ownership out of reach for an entire generation. This did not happen by accident. It is the result of policies enacted by Toronto Council that crippled our cityโs growth. Political cowardice - Keeping property taxes low for those comfortably housed and shifting the burden onto new buyers through skyrocketing development charges. Surrendering to NIMBYs - A handful of vocal homeowners - armed with time and privilege - dictate policy for millions. Density? Affordable housing? Sixplexes? Not in their backyard. Council obliges. Lack of leadership - Terrified of being held accountable, councillors hide behind endless studies and reports, kicking the can down the road. Meanwhile, prices soar and young families leave. In March 2025, Council voted to raise their own salaries to $170,588, insulating themselves from the affordability crisis of their own making. They also voted to name this park after one of their own, a fiercely anti-development councillor who was the embodiment of Councilโs worst impulses. During her long tenure, she delayed construction projects, disparaged pro-housing advocates during public consultations, and blocked every attempt to build a more inclusive city. By memorializing her, the Council has once again sent out a clear message - this is a city for wealthy property owners, and anyone else can pitch a tent. Just not here - they made that illegal as well. Erected by Toronto Future Heritage Society - Saving us from those who are โsaving Torontoโ
The Toronto City Council named a park after a furiously NIMBY Councillor yesterday. So the ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ต๐ฐ ๐๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ณ๐ช๐ต๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐๐ฐ๐ค๐ช๐ฆ๐ต๐บโ"๐๐ข๐ท๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ถ๐ด ๐ง๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ '๐ด๐ข๐ท๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ต๐ฐ'"โhelpfully made a heritage plaque to add context. ๐๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ต๐น๐ต ๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐๐.
#Madlad #CdnPoli #OnPoli #TOPoli #Toronto #CrisisManaged
When I struggle to focus, I find these also help:
-ignoring the task entirely
-procrastinating effectively
-getting other stuff done
-circling back eventually
-as one of the other tasks will also bore me
Does it work? No. Did it allow me to make a list? It did.
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CLICK BAITINโ AGAIN ARE WE /s
"How do I get people to stop accusing me of click baiting?"
In the video description, tell viewers which other channels do it better; leave the thumbnail blank, showing only textโthe subject discussedโin no less than 60 words, written in comic sans.
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How could the liars have lied? I donโt understand.
The truth: voted for the bigotry, didnโt care about policy. Now that everythingโs going to shit, can conveniently say "I never voted for this".
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How could the liars have lied? I donโt understand.
The truth: voted for the bigotry, didnโt care about policy. Now that everythingโs going to shit, can conveniently say "I never voted for this".
#CrisisManaged
"Is that for here or to go?"
I'd really like that TACO to go.
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
I know, my friend. I know.
#TakeOut #Trump
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IT'S CALLED WEAVING, SOPHIA! RESPECT THE WEAVE! /๐ด
[Call it something that doesn't exist. By the time they know what's up, all of their perceived reality will have been dismissed]
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