Welcome to #CroneLife ! I’ve been here for 2 years and loving it!

New Crone cartoon! The hot flashes keep coming!🥹
#cartoon #cronelife #menopause

I'm not sure why the Universe has sent me an inordinate amount of people I must set super strong boundaries with, but I'm getting pretty fucking good at it. Regardless it sucks being so experienced at something so sad. #CroneLife

#MyLifeGoals #CroneLife

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Gillian Anderson, 56, the “Sex Education” star, has a new book. Guess what about.
#AgePowerfully #AgePlayfully #Queenagers #RenegadeWomen #CroneLife
www.nytimes.com/2024/09/14/well/live/gil...

Leaving the herd gave me the freedom to be me, however I defined it. Or, maybe I got kicked out for being me 🤷🏻White women: herd safety is an illusion designed to keep u in line. #leavetheherd #cronelife #imdoingcroneshit

I just spent about 30 minutes putting on make-up to go to a birthday party for one of my Grands...and then (in a panic) washed it all off and pulled mySelf back together because that just isn't who I am anymore, and I only want to be ME with my Grands. #Wisdom #CroneLife 💙🧙🏻‍♀️🌀🤷🏻‍♀️✨

Add in some cozy blankets, endless supply of warming beverages of choice + a goat or two and I'm there. #CroneLife

No more bullshit half-zip sweaters. Sweaters need to be able to come off in a half-second or less (aka “preflash”), and not involve stripping everything off your head and face. #cronelife

nytimes.com

“If the experience of perimenopause is this universal, why did almost every single layperson interviewed for this article say something along the lines of: No one told me it would be like this?” www.nytimes.com/2021/04/29/well/perimeno... #cronelife

It should be either horrid cramps/gushing period OR wake-you-up-all-night hot flashes, NOT both. C’mon, body.
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Got my new, spiffy Real ID driver’s license in the mail, and they put a picture of some middle-aged woman on it instead of me.
Oh. #cronelife

People who don’t like to be sticky should be excused from having hot flashes. #cronelife