My character got rabies, and his absolute chad court physician cut off his hand and removed the rabies. I imagine it went down like Brad Pitt chopping that soldier’s hand off in World War Z.

I love #CrusaderKings2

The Zheng coat of arms is so cute.

I migrated to Iceland from the Tarim Basin using the "Settle Iceland" decision after converting to Germanic via a courtier. #CrusaderKings2 #CK2

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So. I made Dharmapala of Bengal nomadic, which is the most OP government type in #CrusaderKings2. I think I’m going to attempt a Buddhist world conquest.

I used the Child of Destiny to restore the line of Harold Godwinson to the throne of England, ending the Norman Yoke. I was going to end the play through there. But the Seljuks have taken over nearly all of Persia and the Arabia peninsula, and they border my little kingdom. #CK2 #CrusaderKings2

Simeon "the Great", Tsar of the Bulgarians and the Romans, rules Imperial Bulgaria from Tsarigrad. #CK2 #CrusaderKings2

Rate my Tsar Simeon "The Great". And before you say, no Constantinople, 0 out of 10, I'm not finished yet. #CK2 #CrusaderKings2 #Bulgaria

Nomadic Vlachs are awesome. In CK2, everything is better in nomad. Yes, this is ironman. Yes, I can teach you. #ck2 #crusaderkings2

Y’all…I got a child of destiny. In a save I planned to play relatively tall in. 🤣🤣🤣 #crusaderkings2 #ck2

#Crusaderkingsii #crusaderkings2 #skiing #ck2 #gaynersky

Damn, Rise to Power mod doesn't play around. #CrusaderKings2 #CK2

Just finished a campaign #CrusaderKings2 #CK2

Holy cow, this Bulgarian queen formed Carpathia instead of Bulgarian Empire. Seems an odd choice, but now we've got three empires. Western Roman, Carpathia, and Eastern Roman. Somebody's gotta go. #CrusaderKings2 #CK2

IMPERIVM ROMANIAE — AVE IMPERATOR
"Ubi Roma cecidit, ibi Roma resurgit."

Ave Janos, Imperator Augustus Romaniae! #CrusaderKings2 #CK2

True Heir of Rome: Count Janos of House Carasova of Targu Jiu into King of Romagna, 867 start. #CrusaderKings2

A description of a book titled "Yes, I Ate That", which reads "I surprisingly long list of things supposedly ingested by the author. Public opinion on this work ranges from appalled to 'somewhat judgemental'."

I've played a LOT of #CrusaderKings2, but I don't think I've ever seen this before

#CrusaderKings2 the utter fury when a NPC who has never been anything but an useless waste of space develops initiative for the first time in his life TO RUIN ALL YOUR PLANS

yes, dad, thank you for nothing. you were not my kid ruler's regent because your stewardship stat is crap! now you schemed

The most annoying part of playing a female ruler in #CrusaderKings2 is that you can't give concubines to your male relatives

I need my lovely family to grow so we can make meddle in every dynastic struggle all over the globe!

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Just waiting for my vassals to join my jihad against the infidels. #CrusaderKings2

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Letting the children’s crusade win to trigger Fall of Jerusalem instead of waiting for the Caliphate Endures in order to kick off jihads. #crusaderkings2

Tonight's #CrusaderKings2 war crime: my ruler executed a three year old child in an elaborate hunt.

C'mon, he was three years old. How elaborate could it have been?

Less than 100 years to go for Seven Centuries achievement in #CrusaderKings2

Deep breath. Let’s do this.

"The Lion Roars", in which Lalitaditya Muktapida IV "The Lion" gains Ashoka's Bloodline and tears the Abbasid Caliphate a new one.

it's 4am, I can't be bothered to hand out all this territory right now. #CrusaderKings2 #CK2

Dragon Throne? More like Thunder Dragon Throne, amiright? #CrusaderKings #CrusaderKings2 #CK2

I'm kind of tickled with this one. Starting as a single county vassal, he became king of all of de jure Tamilakam, with agnatic-cognatic elective monarchy, for a Hindu realm. #CrusaderKings2

I did my Looking East & West achieve run as Karkota on a whim, because I liked the CoA. While playing, I learned more about the dynasty & region, so I started a new save with different goals & decisions. Uniting all of India in under 100 years is a personal best. #CK2 #CrusaderKings2

Domingo de expandir el reino de Sicilia. 👀 #CrusaderKings2 #CK2

Jesus Christ, son. #CrusaderKings2

Gothic invasion is proceeding nicely. #CrusaderKings2

My favorite video game is #CrusaderKings2 @crusaderkings.com

The Dragon from the East. From a single county in the Tarim Basin to this in 58 years. Nomads are so OP. #CrusaderKings2