Corn Winters

Fish tacos and beers at LOCALES

Gunpla in Battle

Talking shit, having beers & fish tacos w/ my beautiful friend Corrine.

I showed her my Gunpla & she immediately put them into Battle Position. I let her adopt a robot and take one home. #Crypticus #Denver

Misanthropy Mine, by Crypticus from the album The Barrens

This is my statement. I wrote this song thirteen years ago and it's about everything happening right now.

I don't understand what any of it means, or why, but Death Metal can lurk & speak deeper than I can as a mere person. #CrypTicuS #DeathMetal #MetalSky

crypticus.bandcamp.com/track/misant...

Listen, I often shit on my own guitar playing for humor's sake, but for real I'm quite good. Uncle Baby Boy can summon the fire when called upon. New CRYPTICUS music in the works & it is musically advanced & very angry...
#Crypticus #Riffs #DeathMetal #MetalSky

crypticus.bandcamp.com

I literally built a career on this principle. #CrypTicuS

Would you trust this man? #Crypticus #Denver

Crypticus

Once again venturing into The City to support my local economy. I'm coming for all your local food, beer & reefer... #ShirtCheck #Crypticus

... Not necessarily meant to be a robot, but it kinda became one. Art by me. #Crypticus

Do you dare subject yourself to The WORST of The Filth Chamber? Only if you're looking for lots of laughs. Fully annotated w/video... #Crypticus #Horror #MetalSky #DeathMetal #Podcast #TheFilthChamber

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZXH...

Excellent fish tacos from Locales on Cap Hill. Time for some Horror movies. Hold my calls. #Denver #Crypticus

Born of the Flickering
#Crypticus #Denver

...Sure. But what if I am the murderer?
#Giallo #Horror #Crypticus

Uncle Baby Boy is drinking beer and playing video games in his chones

If you're up this late you should be drinking beer with me in your doodoo pants. Get to work! #Crypticus #TheFilthChamber

Folks, I'm telling you Space Shooters & Brutal Death Metal pair together like beer & cheese. #MetalSky #DeathMetal #SMHUP #Crypticus #ThunderforceIII

Like THE INNKEEPERS I work in a historical "haunted" building (I can't say which or where). Unlike them, I LOVE IT & spend all my time in communing with ghosts. #TheMutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Crypticus

Enjoying Brazilian beer in my chones & watching Joe Bob. Like myself, the beer is half German, half Brazilian. #Crypticus #Beer

CRYPTICUS "CryptMania" split w/CROPSY MANIAC. Savage, Baroque supernatural Death Metal. Order the CD from Cavernous Records. #MetalSky #DeathMetal #Crypticus

CD: cavernousrecords.bigcartel.com/product/cryp...

Listen: youtu.be/WSueDr_-WYA

...And I wrote a ten minute Death Metal concept song about it. #Crypticus #DeathMetal #Horror
crypticus.bandcamp.com/album/the-be...

How many times I gotta go back to warn you all?! I just returned from the vortex AGAIN & still nothing has changed...
#Crypticus #MetalSky

www.youtube.com/crypticusoff...

I can write endless Death/Thrash riffs - I've literally composed a thousand of them by now. I'm lucky this way.

But I cannot choose what riffs they are or when they come. #Crypticus

#Crypticus #Denver #Bluecifer

Corn Winters

Corn Winters

Crypticus & Corn Winters, drunk @ Elitch's

Crypticus & Corn Winters, drunk @ Elitch's

More fun w/my friend Corn. She forces me to live. #Crypticus

Drunk, at the IMMORTAL & ABSU show, circa 2007

Drunk, wearing skirts w/ Corn Winters at Ren Faire, circa 2009

Drunk, puking my guts out in the streets, circa 2011

Drunk, makin' headlines & maikin' doodoo in the alley toilet, circa 2000

...And even more of me, black-out drunk thru the ages. Cautionary tale? YOU DECIDE #MetalSky #Crypticus

The Legion of Doom: AXESLASHER, Ice-wind Dale, Cthulhu Jon, CRYPTICUS & Thom from SHROUD OF THE HERETIC, circa 2005

I was mega-drunk in this one. Circa 2006

CRYPTICUS, black-out drunk w/The Winters Girls, at Pagan Fest, circa 2007

Drunk, being challenged by firebrand Rose Winters, at the Denver Beer & Cheese Fest, circa 2010

...More of me, blacked-out drunk, through the ages. I'm like Doctor Who, but shithoused. #MetalSKy #Crypticus

Drunk, at a house party w/my Extremely Goth buddy Cyrus, circa 2004

Drunk, making fun of Pop Punk Boy Bands, circa 2005

Drunk, doin' Da Rump Shaker w/my beautiful friend Rose circa 2009

Drunk, bangin' w/my Metal pal Tiesha, circa 2002

New photo thread: Thirty Years of Me Blacked-Out Drunk. Enjoy my unhinged mania, Folks. #Crypticus #MetalSky

Crypticus business

Getting shithoused w/the beautiful Corn Winters

Old Growth

Sunburning my nose w/my pal Corn at Ren Faire

More of the best of 2025 #Crypticus #Denver #MetalSky

Halloween & pizza & beer & haunted houses

Getting Goth on that azz

Downtown Denver art

Hanging w/my Mexican pals at Goth Fest 2025

More of the best of 2025 #Crypticus #Denver #MetalSky

Crypticus and a huge cock

Crypticus drinking beer

Crypticus and a huge cock drinking beer

Crypticus drinking beer with a huge cock

There is a theme here - can you decipher it? #Crypticus #Denver #MetalSky

Sunshine In The Shade

Mega drunk, at a house party, late at night, with great pals.

On the beach! Barbecuing! Still Goth AF.

Hangin' w/the Crazy Old Lady in my building. She speaks the truth... and stuff.

Thread of pics from 2025. This year lasted ten years & I did lots of crazy shit w/crazy peoples. I am thankful. #Crypticus #Denver #MetalSky

The Barrens, by Crypticus 12 track album

CRYPTICUS "The Barrens" - A morbid #Melodeath album. Upon revisit sounds much better than I recalled. Quite proud of my guitar playing on this one, especially the crazy guitar solos.
#NP #Crypticus #DeathMetal #MetalSky #DeathMetalSky #Metal

crypticus.bandcamp.com/album/the-ba...

Uncle Baby Boy

Fried fish taco at LOCALES

Gentleman's lunch. Tasty fried fish tacos and beer at LOCALES. Only Death is Real.

#Crypticus #Denver