It's where my #CueMattDamon came from when I'm depressed.
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As I used to do over on the other place in these situations...
#CueMattDamon
youtu.be/0Q80CzS0HVo?...
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Sirens going off all over north Tulsa, Owasso, Skiatook....I'm in south Tulsa.
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For the first time in weeks I get a decent start time for a Mavs game.....
And it's delayed because of moisture on the floor. #CueMattDamon
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And now we have thunder sleet. #CueMattDamon
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The @nba decided to really piss me by showing me 3 feeds FROM DETROIT that are blacked out in Tulsa. #CueMattDamon
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And by "ceiling" I mean thru the light (you read that correctly) in the laundry room. So plumber is cutting holes in the drywall trying to find the $_&$@ leak..
At $499 an hour. #CueMattDamon
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I'd pay massive bucks if you get my TV to never have a doorbell go off ever again. #CueMattDamon
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People talk about the humidity when in fact it's the dew point that determines whether it's miserable outside. According to the NWS anything over 65 is "oppressive".....
Currently in Tulsa the dew point is 75 #CueMattDamon
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I'm in a hurry and it's this mf first time ordering Chipotle. #CueMattDamon
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Just when my night couldn't get any worse, Sarah McLachlan comes on my TV. #CueMattDamon
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ProTip! When sending money via an app do NOT put "Cuba" in the description box. My daughter did it as a joke; not only did it get flagged we are both probably going to be waterboarded before the end of the day. #CueMattDamon
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Now they've added a flood advisory. #CueMattDamon
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I hate getting delayed in the “speedy check out” lane because some idiot is writing a check? It’s 2018…who the hell is writing checks in retail stores!
It gets worse. Last week this little old lady wasn’t writing a check…she was pulling out coins from her purse. #CueMattDamon
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That drive was very "Cleveland-esque" Washington. #CueMattDamon
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Raise your hand if you've given yourself a concussion today while putting a diaper on a dog. #CueMattDamon
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In case you doubted the "Bill Becker curse"...my company is taking us to the Virgin Islands in Dec. Irma is targeting it now. #CueMattDamon
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Crap...now I have that damn song in my head. #CueMattDamon
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Also my email ends with "...04@gmail.com"....
she spelled out "...zero4@gmail.com"
#CueMattDamon
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Person in this conference call that I am currently on has said, "Um" 37 times so far in the first 19 minutes. #CueMattDamon
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OF COURSE THE NCAA TOURNAMENT IS IN TULSA THIS YEAR! 😧 #CueMattDamon
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And now the Daft Punk song in my head is replaced by Wang Chung. #CueMattDamon
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