PICTURE OF HANS GRUBER FALLING OFF OF NAKATOMI ON THE SAUCER BIG SCREEN. TWO HATS OVERLAP SCREEN EDGES FOR THE TRADITIONAL DRINKING GAME. NEXT YEAR WE NEED BIGGER HATS!

MERRY #DALEXMAS!

AND A VERY MERRY #DALEXMAS TO YOU, FRENEMY! MAY ALL BE SHOUTY AND TRIUMPHANT

A MERRY #DALEXMAS TO ALL, EVEN THE RADICAL LEFT CYBERMEN, WHO WILL FIND GENTLY TICKING PACKAGES UNDER THEIR CYBERTREES THIS MORNING, COURTESY OF THE DALEK EMPIRE, THE FREE MARKET, AND A REMARKABLY GOOD DEAL I OBTAINED ON EXPLOSIVES.

WE'RE SCREENING IT TOMORROW ON #DALEXMAS THIS YEAR! I HAVE SOME ALCOHOLIC ABOMINATIONS TO SWIG ALONGSIDE, AND THE DIE HARD COOKIE MANUFACTURING IS CURRENTLY ONGOING!

PICTURE OF A 4K COPY OF "THE RESURRECTED" AND A SHINY NEW BLU-RAY OF "SATAN HATES YOU" FRESHLY DELIVERED

TODAY #DALEXMAS CAME A BIT EARLY WITH A DELIVERY OF MOVIES SUITABLE FOR NEXT YEAR'S #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN

ANOTHER EXCERPT, COVERING VISIBLE SYMPTOMS OF THE DAIRY STRAIN OF BIRD FLU IN HUMANS TO DATE EVEN IN 'MILD' CASES, AND NOTING THAT OVER THE PAST 30 YEARS THE OTHER STRAINS OF BIRD FLU HAVE BEEN ABOUT 50% FATAL IN HUMANS

AUTONS ARE DEFINITELY LOOKING FORWARD TO DAY WHEN THE GENERAL PUBLIC IS OBLIVIOUSLY GOING ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS NOT JUST HACKING AND WHEEZING, BUT ALSO WITH EYES FULL OF BLOOD LIKE 28 DAYS LATER ZOMBIES.

OH YEAH, THE FATALITY RATE COULD BE AS HIGH AS 50% TOO. AGAIN, MERRY #DALEXMAS !

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MERRY #DALEXMAS INDEED! THE TRUE LEGACY OF THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION MAY BE DELIBERATE, UTTER FAILURE TO CONTAIN NOT ONE BUT *TWO* PANDEMICS

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@scotchymcsing.bsky.social @kjaycee.bsky.social HO HO HO, MERRY #DALEXMAS! WE HAVE LIT THE ANNUAL BONFIRE, WHICH BURNS FOR A WEEK FROM DALEXMAS TO NEW DALEK'S YEAR, AN HONORED TRADITION OF THE KALED AMERICAN COMMUNITY WHICH HELPS TO WARD OFF ANY POST-CHRISTMAS-SPECIAL SHENANIGANS FROM YOU KNOW WHO

MERRY #DALEXMAS, HUMANS! BIRD FLU CONTINUES ITS RELENTLESS REFINEMENT TOWARD BROAD MAMMALIAN SPREAD.

IT CERTAINLY WOULD BE A SHAME IF THERE WAS A BILLIONS STRONG HERD OF MAMMALS WHICH WAS SUFFERING IMMUNE DAMAGE FROM REPEATED INFECTION WITH A DIFFERENT PLAGUE. THEY'D BE VERY ATTRACTIVE HOSTS!

@scotchymcsing.bsky.social @kjaycee.bsky.social TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF EXPENSIVE EQUIPMENT & MATERIAL ARRIVING *IS* PRETTY FESTIVE; THE SNOW I COULD TAKE OR LEAVE! #DALEXMAS

AND THAT SORT OF PROBLEM IS WHY I ALWAYS KEEP AN ESCAPE POD PRIMED WHEN DAVROS VISITS, SCOTCHY. #AIMEDATHESUN

BY #DALEXMAS THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO GO OUTSIDE FOR A REAL WALK! FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS. I AM TOLD THIS IS A 'GOOD THING'.

HARRUMPH! I SHALL ORDER THE CONSTRUCTION OF AN ARMY OF SNOW DALEKS, PUT THAT ENERGY TO PRODUCTIVE USE HONORING MY GREATNESS INSTEAD.