Correction:
π Sept. 2nd, 2022 - March 27, 2026 π #dndnight
Casually bullshitting an avalanche chase. Just for funzies. π #dndnight
@sunrisedragon.bsky.social: Technically if Roywyn is moving at half speed, we all move at half speed.
@fgomt.bsky.social: Nah, every gnome for themselves. Fuck her.
#dndnight
βI did title this session βWar Crimes, Yeah!ββ
#dndnight
#gamenight
βWe arenβt having seabass for breakfast. Weβre having Seabiscuit.β
*everyone turns at looks at the centaur*
#gamenight
#dndnight
DM: Iβm back, what did I miss?
Sorcerer: Nothing much. Just the moral quandary of murder.
DM: π
#justdndthings #dndnight
π Sept. 2nd, 2022 - January 30/February 13, 2026. π #dndnight
important question...can we harvest the dragon meat #dndnight #dndthings #murdychaosgremlins
stirges and mercenaries almost took us out but a dragon? Nope...3/4 rounds and WE WONNNNN #dndthings #dndnight #murdychaosgremlins
4 years in....we are about to finish this campaign ππ
@pagsywagsy.bsky.social having misty-stepped onto the dragon #dndnight #dndthings #murdychaosgremlins
Literally! Like ass clappin movement! #dndnight
@pagsywagsy.bsky.social
misty steps on TOP of the dragon to try and stab it with a rapier...
the rest of us: jaw dropped
@mandaleigh.bsky.social
: so like you're prone....do you gotta stand to do this first!??! (apparently no)
#dndthings #dndnight #murdychaosgremlins
Me: Smash or Pass, Frost Dragon Edition.
@sunrisedragon.bsky.social: *screaming*
#dndnight
And the dragon nat 1'd a fucking con save! π€¦ββοΈ To dice jail! #dndnight
They're fighting a dragon. The end of the campaign is nigh! #dndnight
*gremlin dm laughter* π #dndnight
A doodle of a sheep on a grid map.
@rayrayswimusic.bsky.social: *minor illusion for distraction sheep* Everyone should appreciate my sheep! It has a smile! #dndnight
I did not approve of this slanderous hashtag! Rude! #longlivethegremlinnap #dndnight
me: does anyone at this table have the brain cell tonight?
@mandaleigh.bsky.social: I think I do
me: no you definitely don't, gremlin!
#dndnight #TheDMisAGremlin
@mandaleigh.bsky.social *defeated tone*: yeah you release the horses
#dndnight
@rayrayswimusic.bsky.social: Sure, I wasted a full third level spell slot on myself.
Me: Self-care~
#dndnight
Pags: So I can just grab the reins and lead him out?
Me: Once you roll animal handling, sure.
Pags: Look, it doesn't have to be *good* animal handling.
#dndnight
@mandaleigh.bsky.social (the DM): Enna?
@pagsywagsy.bsky.social (Enna): Release the horses!
#dndnight
@pagsywagsy.bsky.social: Well, I can't get to this guy, I can't get to that guy.
[...]
I would like to free the horses. π
#dndnight
Barbarian's player: Torre is trying to get Tavi to tackle him.
Me: Tavi will absolutely tackle Torre. Tavi has decided that he is a barbarian and thus Torre is his brethren. #dndnight
βI tell the bard βYou can write an epic about this battle! The kingβs men need to know that the boys are back in town!ββ
#dndnight
#gamenight
βIβm not getting dressed!β
βGet dressed! Thereβs combat!β
βIβm not getting dressed. Letβs go!β
#DnDNight
#GameNight