@mandaleigh.bsky.social: Roywyn, you are now faced with an avalanche. What do you do?

@rayrayswimusic.bsky.social: uh…….. run?

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My DM just sent a note that things are probably going to get dark in our campaign for a little bit. I think it's time to work on a backup character.

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Things I do when I'm really down:
I buy a dragon. #justdndthings

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We've thankfully come up some alternatives to remove the curse. I just feel killing him is the extreme option. Especially considering we like *just* got engaged.

Since the ghost is an a$$hole one of the options is to trap him in an Iron Flask and give that item to the Fey he wronged. I really […]

So I might have to kill my fiancé in order to save him from a curse. But don't worry we got a plan to bring him back with revivify. >.<

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I forgot to mention.... that in getting married my character would become a Queen. Well she'd be a queen after she helps her fiance take back the throne by killing the unjust rulers teaming up with demons to hold on to power.

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DM: I’m back, what did I miss?
Sorcerer: Nothing much. Just the moral quandary of murder.
DM: 😐

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The party paladin is into extra arms and the part rogue is into feet... #justdndthings

'you would have liked him until he licked his eyeball. then you'd be out.'

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I desperately need someone to draw a picture of a female Firbolg Barbarian with a pet Blink Dog draped over her shoulders...
For no reason at all >.> <.<

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@fgomt.bsky.social: what’s the d&d equivalent of Latin? Maybe infernal?
Me: well infernal isnt dead
@rayrayswimusic.bsky.social: yeah but it’s not heaven
Me: I meant that it’s a dead language—

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"Their campaign sounds awesome. They got vore! Why don't we have vore?"
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@mandaleigh.bsky.social, our DM: In Soviet Russia, math moves you

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Habe gerade einer legendären Schnecke 28 Salzdamage zugefügt.

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Adding more NPC stats blocks to our new book because that one time our chaotic evil Barbarian picked a fight with every NPC in the module #justdndthings #dungeonsanddragons

Does it still count as a random encounter if I have made 4 maps and written nearly 2000 words of lore and description for it?

At this point it's a mini-dungeon, at the very least.

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@pagsywagsy.bsky.social ‘s bard at a giant vulture monster: you call that a peck? You’re no scarier than a chicken.

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Roywyn: I know you just got attacked by them, but did those orcs drop a pin, have an address, return mail, something?
DM: I don’t know that orcs receive mail?
Roywyn: hey don’t discriminate! They could have subscription services!
DM: yeah they get their Gnome Depot rewards points

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@rayrayswimusic.bsky.social : How am I looking for this cow?
@mandaleigh.bsky.social : …with your eyes?
@rayrayswimusic.bsky.social : I meant what am I rolling?

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In our D&D session today we fought a Time Demon Lord (in the body of an evil frog)

My character got trapped in a time loop and played through the boss fight 139 times and had to try to guide the party to victory. Now he has to recover from the trauma of dying that many times. #JustDnDThings

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When the BBEG reveals himself just to tell you that you’ve been traveling with your undiscovered half-brother for months and now you two must die to pay your father’s debt 🤯 #justdndthings

"Look, we gotta figure out this pig." #justDnDthings

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I'm thinking about creating a Bard who ONLY performs songs that are 130 BPM because they only know the choreography from Party Rock Anthem.

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youtu.be/40hhnr_haz4?...

#justdndthings Asking your DM if you can use the ashes of Strahd von Zarovich as pocket sand to give your enemies disadvantage

"Its not even a metaphor! It's just a crucifixion!" #justdndthings

We found the true nemesis of a DnD-Party. A Room - full of doors.

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I’ve got an “open issue” dragon in my campaign too. It *was* addressed but the the deck of many things happened and now it’s open again.
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